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#1 User is offline   K 

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Posted 18 June 2007 - 11:24 AM

Got a new receptionist started today.

She was an hour and a half late, and I'm pretty sure she's drunk. She walked in, took one look at my T-Shirt and yelled 'Guns N Roses! High Five!' and then wandered off.

I like her a lot.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 11:25 AM

Hit it?
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 03:51 PM

Hook me up Keith.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 05:32 PM

That's awesome,I wish I was as cool as her since I'm pretty much a secretary/receptionist for my job.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 05:33 PM

We got a new receptionist the other week, and she's already decided that she "takes too many phone calls."
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:28 PM

Tell her that tuesdays are topless.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:32 PM

Tell her everyday is topless day.
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Posted 18 June 2007 - 07:49 PM

You get to wear a G'n'R shirt to work! :w00t:

I want a job with Keith

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#9 User is offline   EndOfAnEra 

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Posted 19 June 2007 - 11:57 PM

Is she white trash or young and hot?
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Posted 20 June 2007 - 12:23 AM

Eh, just young and hot suffices. Even if she was born in white trash, Keith can redeem her from her heritage.

Or corrupt her. That can be fun too.
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Posted 20 June 2007 - 02:20 PM

postpicskthxbye.
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Posted 20 June 2007 - 02:59 PM

postnudeskthxbye.
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Posted 21 June 2007 - 03:04 AM

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