[Mr K Viper]

I stood there in the middle of the office looking at the paperwork

"Eric man how did you do this?"

Eric opens a can of beer and hands it to me

"I told Vinnie that we would look after his baby for him so he can take his well earned retirement" Eric said in a smug voice

"And he just handed the company to you? what about steph and Paul?" I asked confused

"Mathew would you trust me I now own 33.3% of the WWE" he said looking through his droors

"33.3? who has the rest?" I asked confused

"Well Steph owns one third and I just found out that a British group own the other third" he added

I leave the room still rather shocked

ok here's what the wwe looks like at the moment I am Mathew Locharie Eric Bischoff's Head advisor and good friend of Shane McMahon which lead to my hiring in the WWE. So here is the story:

WWE:RAW
GM and 1/3 owner Eric Bichoff- He was hired by my recomendation to improve ratings for RAW. His signing did bring huge fans but was seen as a failure by Mr. McMahon who fired him before selling him a part in the company 2 months later. Has had Rivalries with Kane and Paul London in the past and will likely inject abit of WCW spice to RAW.

Roster:

World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton- Got pushed to the max under bischoff. won the title from Taker at this years Royal Rumble. He beat Taker again at Wrestlemania thanks to a ihelping hand from STING who joined WWE at that point. He lost the title 2 months later in a Triple threat. He recently defeated Edge who had taken both world titles to Smackdown To gain the World Heavyweight Championship.

WWE IC Champion Paul London- In the middle of a 12 month reign. Has had a mega push and is looking quite good! Charisma has improved and has been getting grief from Bischoff to drop the title but will be fighting champ and take on anyone.

WWE Tag Champions The New Road Warriors(Animal and Batista)- Hawk isnt dead but he turned on animal Leaving him to defend the titles himself when Batista who wasnt pushed yet got the call up and is now teaming with Animal.

WWE Womans Champion(suspended)-Trish Stratus-By far the best diva in the division title hasnt been on the line for a while meaning Eric Suspended it but let trish keep it.

Rest of RAW

World Title Scene:
Undertaker- Currently in fued with Goldberg has fueded with- Sting, Orton and Raven this year.
Sting- Came to WWE to end his career. we tried him as a Heel but it didnt work she we reverted him to face(This years fueds- Undertaker, Orton)
Raven- Has been pushed since rejoining WWE and might be world champ in the future. good friend of mine(This years Fueds-Taker/Kane)
Goldberg- Recently joined WWE again nothing really to say about him(This years fueds-Taker)
Kane- Injured after a car crash that ended the career of promising youngster Jack Gomez. Expected back soon(Fueds-Reven)

WWE IC Scene
Brian Kendrick
Jamal
Shane Helms
Jeff Hardy
Rhino

WWE Tag Scene
The APA(Simmons and Bradshaw)
Rise of the Storm(James Storm and "Hellraiser" Chris Harris)- ROTS where known as America's most wanted in TNA but have got much more over in WWE.
The Hart Foundation(DH Smith and Alex Hart)- the Team of DH Smith and Bret harts adopted son(Storyline) Alex Hart. The Future of WWE
The Evil Lords(Hawk and Kawal)- Kawal joined Hawk after he turned on animal. New team and not much to say about them.
El Rojo(Amazing Red Masked) and Rey Mysterio(Unmasked)- One of the most talented and exciting teams around expect sparks.

Raw Managers-
Trish Stratus- Currently managing and dating Jeff Hardy
Lita- Manages the Evil lords
Candyman Buck- Manages SugerBoy Shane helms and serves as his bodyguard

No title Scene(Still to come through the raw ranks)
Val Venis
Charlie Haas
Snitsky
Tomko

Inactive/On Hiatus
Chris Jericho- Making a new movie
Eddie Guerrero- long time injury

Announce Team- Jim Ross/Jerry Lawler


Smackdown
GM Stephanie McMahon 1/3 Owner- Bosses daughter and has all the power in the world well on Smackdown! at least.

WWE Champion Triple H- Pushed by Steph ofcourse. Will he pass the baton?

WWE US Champion Shelton Benjamin- always ends up on all rosters nut has found his home in SD!. can he make the final leap into the main event.

World Tag Champions- Cryme Tyme(Shad & JTG)- Not reallly fan-dabi-dozi year for them but they are determened to end it as Tag champs

WWE Cruiserweight Champ: Tajiri- fan-dabi-dozi year for the Eastern Wizard.


WWE Champ Scene:
Kurt Angle
Matt Hardy- Major push? his mystery friendship with Steph and Hunter is still a major focus he was HHH and Steph's son Shawn McMahon's Godfather
Big Show- The big man is still around and breaking backs. watch him take the title
Shawn Michaels- HBK pushed because he is in the Kliq in my opinion
Scott Hall- Same as Michaels, Has cleaned himself up and looking good again.

WWE US Scene:
X-Pac- Also clean of drugs and drink. Looking towards 2010
Miz
Jack Swagger- No he is THE FUTURE! trying to lure him to raw
Matt Sydal- Just debuted Beating Chris Sabin in a possible MOTY.
Chris Sabin- Former US champ now awaiting another shot.

World Tag Scene:
Rhodes Family(Cody and Goldust Managed by Dusty Rhodes)
Colon Family(Primo and Carlito
Dibiase Brothers(Ted DiBiase Jr/Brett DiBiase)- Still got alot to learn
Dudley Boyz(Devon and Buh-Buh)
The European Connection(William Regal and Rene Dupree)

WWE Cruiserweight Scene
Alex Shelley- Signed in june and hasnt looked back. Might get pushed to US title level at the expense of the Miz being stuck down in Cruiserweight.
Jay Lethal- Watch him he is gonna be huge but for now he has to find a gimmick
Billy Kidman
Funaki- actually winning matches now.
Ashe- Trained by X-Pac.

No Scene
Kenny Dyskra
Ken Anderson

On Hiatus
John Cena- Filming Movies
Edge-Taking time off
Christian- Touring japan

Announce Team-(Michael Cole/Tazz)

ECW
GM Paul Heyman- Hired by Mr Ken Murdoch(Owner of Rangers FC and 1/3 owner of WWE) to look after ECW

ECW Champ: Kevin Nash

ECW Tag Champs-Santino Marella and Johnny Morrison

ECW TV Champ- Steve Richards

ECW King of Extreme Trophy(Yearly)-TBA

ECW Title Scene
Ric Flair
Bobby Lashley
Lance Cade
CM Punk
Shannon Moore

ECW Tag Scene
Deuce & Donimo
Hawkins & Braddock
MVP & Burchill
D'Lo Brown & Mark Henry

ECW Tv title Scene
Hardcre Holly
Scotty Goldman
Jamie Noble
Vladmir Jankauskas
Finlay

ECW No Scene
Boogeyman

ECW Announce Team-Joey Styles

This post has been edited by Mr K Viper: 21 November 2009 - 09:33 PM

[Mr K Viper]

WWE RAW Preview

Card
Sting & Taker Vs Raven & Randy Orton
Hawk With Kawal Vs Road Warrior Batista With Road Warrior Animal
Paul London Vs Jamal WWE IC Title Match
Kendrick & Helms Vs Jeff Hardy & Rhino
APA Vs Rising Of The Storm
Charlie Haas Vs El Rojo

RAW will be 2 houtrs and 30 minutes long this week as the WWE enters a new era.

What Will Bischoff do now in charge?
Will Goldberg be at RAW?
Why did Hawk turn his back on the Road Warriors?
and Who is this El Rojo?

All this and more on RAW!

[TylerBlackMark]

I have to say, that is one of the strangest openings to a diary I've ever seen. That's not a good thing. Why is every single thing about the WWE changed? How do you know Eric Bischoff? Why should we care about that? How did Eric get 33.3% of the company when he's working with TNA? Why are Raven, Sting, Goldberg all in WWE? Why is Ric Flair involved in ECW? There are so many questions here and no asnwers. In that entire segment, you've not told me a single thing that makes sense. You also made the mistake of posting a card preview by itself. That isn't a good thing to do here on EWB. I think you may want to read a few of the diaries around here before you continue with this one.

[SuperTabs]

... So Vince McMahon would [i]really [/i]give Eric Bischoff [i]any[/i] percentage of his company? I don't think so. I skimmed over this and I began to see things like Robert Langdon in the DaVinci Code. I began to see text which told me that [b]Hawk [/b]wasn't dead, he just turned on his partner. I seen that [b]Sting [/b]is in the WWE, why? How? What year is this diary based because correct me if i'm wrong as I see Eddie Guerreros name there. Where has this sudden injection of TNA wrestlers come from? I'm well and truely lost here.

The Backstory [b]0/5
[/b]There is virtually nothing here that tells me anything logical about the diary i'm reading. I'm not given an answer as to why Hawk and Eddie Guerrero are still alive. I'm not given an answer as to why there are TNA wrestlers on WWE programming. Eric Bischoff owning any part of the WWE is just plain stupid, especially with the information you have provided. This seems rushed, very rushed. Your Raw preview asks the question, who is El Roja? After reading this backstory it looks like it's the Amazing Red, why tell us? Why is Goldberg here? There are too many questions which don't tell us anything. You really [b]really[/b] need to work on this if you want anyone to take interest otherwise this has the potential to be destroyed be critics.

[Flat Bartlett]

EDIT: Crap. Pressed post when I didn't mean to.

[tycoon]

wow, this is a mess. a [u]recognizable[/u] mess...

Just my guess here, but this is Strikin on a new acct. The writing style (misspellings, punctuation) is the same as all his other diaries, the ideas are all kinda similar and make as much sense, and Strikin never put a space between a word and (-). he writes like(this) instead of like (this) in every diary here and at caws. joined Nov 16th and already has two diaries, on pace to match Strikin in amount of diaries in a month lol. I think Strikin had like 6-7 in little more than three weeks...you can also compare his writing to the ones at caws where he has had account after account banned for being a multi (Strikin, lagacy Fan#1 (he spelled legacy wrong lol), etc) and making too many diaries.

What is a droor? You mean drawer, like in a desk?

You tell us: "El Rojo(Amazing Red Masked) and Rey Mysterio(Unmasked)" and then ask in a RAW preview "Who is El Rojo?" Kinda killed your own surprise there.

This seems like a game someone has been playing for a long time and then decided to make it a diary after the fact which is never a good idea, readers like to be taken for the ride and watch things unfold.

This post has been edited by tycoon: 21 November 2009 - 11:59 PM

[Mr K Viper]

ok just lock all my diaries I am giving up.

I was just trying something. I wanted to try and get better but whats the use I just cant do it can I?

so just lock it and I wont be back

Sorry I suck guys.

sorry about misspellings I aint the smartest guy in the world. School let me down.

Aww well I am sorry for making you read my crap.

This post has been edited by Mr K Viper: 22 November 2009 - 12:09 AM

[manikan]

this sucks

[C-MIL]

Closed & Eaten By Ruki!