Bad news for Coldplay fans

[probablyoliver]

That's it.

You're a Coldplay fan.

That's the news.

[therockbox]

[LittleDaniel]

Dammit Ollie, how can I hate you?

[gunnar hendershow]

Ollie forever Coldplay (fans) never!

[Hobo]

A friend of mine recently told me that Coldplay fans are least likely to put out.

So there is that.

[TEOL]

Like there was going to be any good news for Coldplay fans.

[VerbalPuke]

Christ, can we just fucking clone Ollie? This forum needs more Ollie's, an Ollie is every thread.

[SeanDMan]

A friend of mine recently told me that Coldplay fans are least likely to put out.

So there is that.

She was just telling you that cause she doesn't find you attractive. She's not even a really big fan of Coldplay.

[GoGo Yubari]

When I saw this topic title I was going to pretty much make the exact same post as the thread starter. Then I saw who started the thread and realized I'd been beaten to it.

[R.W.]

I like Coldplay.

Thats bad news for you all you non-Coldplay fans!

[Gazz]

*RW has lost overness respect from this segment*

[Your Mom]

Oh thank god. It's a joke thread. I was afraid Coldplay broke up.

[Gazz]

I'd be afraid if Coldplay broke up.

It'd be like when Oasis broke up and instead of one dull, predictable, shit band that only people with an IQ similar to that of a whelk like, you end up with two.

[SRN]

Oh damn, it was a joke thread. I was getting my hopes up that Coldplay had broken up.

[TEOL]

COLDPLAY: AN APOLOGY

In recent days, in common with other posters, we may have given the impression that Coldplay were a band of little talent. Posts such as 'Jesus Christ Coldplay are shit, why won't they die in a fire' and 'I'd rather throw myself off a bridge than listen to any more of the hideous caterwauling Coldplay call music' may have led some readers to the erroneous conclusion that Coldplay were an unpopular band whose music is of low quality. Given the recent revelations regarding banhammer-wielding Rabid Wolverine's opinions regarding this band, however, we acknowledge that there was not a jot or scintilla of truth to these statements, and that Coldplay are of course regarded as one of the finest musical groups the world has ever produced. We apologise for any confusion which may have been caused by our previous comments.

[SRN]

No TEOL, that is wrong. Coldplay are objectively the worst band to ever have existed.

[KONGO]

Bye SRN.

[DMN in the House]

I liked Viva La Hov, if that counts...

[Gazz]

No TEOL, that is wrong. Coldplay are objectively the worst band to ever have existed.

I smell a new EWB list...

[gunnar hendershow]

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