Champions League 2013/14

[Baddar]

So who is going to take over for the Nou Camp game then? Kidd? Cousillas? Vieira? A mangled hybrid of the three?

Yaya Toure - because nobody fucks with Yaya Toure.

[Rich]

Too many managers are dicks when they lose, they need to be more like our Egg, he's a lovely man.

Rich?

Honestly, I would probably have blamed the Welsh somehow

[9 to 5]

So who is going to take over for the Nou Camp game then? Kidd? Cousillas? Vieira? A mangled hybrid of the three?

Hopefully Kidd so I can laugh my bollocks off over it.

[Lineker]

Bastian Schweinsteiger and Franck Ribery return to the Bayern Munich starting XI, as Toni Kroos sits out.

Bayern XI: Neuer; Dante, Thiago, Ribery, Martínez, Mandzukic, Robben, Gotze, Lahm, Alaba, Schweinsteiger

[Lineker]

Atletico Madrid: Courtois, Juanfran, Miranda, Godin, Filipe Luis, Turan, Gabi, Mario Suarez, Koke, Raul Garcia, Diego Costa. Subs: Aranzubia, Villa, Rodriguez, Alderweireld, Insua, Sosa, Diego.

AC Milan: Abbiati, Abate, Rami, Bonera, Emanuelson, Essien, Poli, de Jong, Kaka, Taarabt, Balotelli. Subs: Amelia, De Sciglio, Muntari, Mexes, Robinho, Pazzini, Zaccardo.

Referee: Mark Clattenburg (England)

[Lineker]

Bastian Schweinsteiger and Franck Ribery return to the Bayern Munich starting XI, as Toni Kroos sits out.

Bayern XI: Neuer; Dante, Thiago, Ribery, Martínez, Mandzukic, Robben, Gotze, Lahm, Alaba, Schweinsteiger

Looks like Thomas Vermaelen at left-back for Arsenal, while Yaya Sanogo is replaced up front by Olivier Giroud.

Bayern Munich: Neuer, Lahm, Javi Martinez, Dante, Alaba, Robben, Schweinsteiger, Thiago, Ribery, Gotze, Mandzukic. Subs: Starke, Van Buyten, Rafinha, Pizarro, Boateng, Muller, Kroos.

Arsenal: Fabianski, Sagna, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Cazorla, Arteta, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Podolski, Ozil, Giroud. Subs: Viviano, Rosicky, Flamini, Jenkinson, Gnabry, Hayden.

Referee: Svein Oddvar Moen (Norway)

[Colly]

Didn't even realise there was footie on. Result. Hotel tv watching now planned for the night.

[Gazz]

Didn't even realise there was footie on. Result. Hotel tv watching now planned for the night.

Red Hot Amateur?

[Colly]

Not at these prices!

[Kaney]

Thought that was three nil for Bayern there

[MDK]

Didn't even realise there was footie on. Result. Hotel tv watching now planned for the night.

Red Hot Amateur?

He ain't red hot

[Kaney]

Rosicky on for Ozil at half time. Think it's a good change Ozil still obviously a bit off the pace. We've had one really good effort on goal from a corner so far and they've had a goal chalked off for offside but bayern have had the better of the first half.

Ox has been fantastic so far, best player we've got on the pitch in the first half with some great runs. Bayern decide to halt this by body checking him at every opportunity. Still think we've got a chance to score but qualifying might be a step too much.

[stokeriño]

Three goals in 35 minutes?

Mmm, no.

[Cymbols]

Long time coming. Tidy finish mind.

[Kaney]

And there it is. Schweinsteiger scores.

[Baddar]

Pod!

[Liam]

Loved the finish on Podolski's goal.

[Cymbols]

Surely a foul by Podolski? Makes it much more interesting though!

[Kaney]

PODOLSKI!

[FLiam]

I hate Arjen Robben.