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  1. 4 points
    If you spoil Star Wars outside of the Star Wars thread I will ban you. Or suspend you for 999999999 years or whatever it is I can do. Also don't do that thing where you make up a "funny" fake spoiler. No one thinks that is funny
  2. 4 points
    Gazz still hasn't finished the Pentagon?!
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    The guns have stopped because we're about to attack. Not even our generals are mad enough to shell their own men. They think it's far more sporting to let the Germans do it.
  4. 3 points
    I can't believe this place is still going.
  5. 2 points
    Fuck it, I made some profile changes that align with what I'm most comfortable with, ta hell with gender and ta hell with choo iyuhn anduhsun.
  6. 2 points
    Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? Get outta here!
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    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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    The nerve of JTH thinking he has the right to a life outside the ryland effect section. We don't not pay you to comment on wrestling, we not pay you to tell us 'Who can challenge Michael Tarver?'
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    Dear NFL, have players kneel all you want. I agree with their cause. But pre-empt Jeopardy? Especially the TOC? With a goddamn pre-game show?! You're dead to me now.
  10. 2 points
    I don't know how many members we have in Florida, but good luck to those in the path of the hurricane.
  11. 2 points
    Man, The Kayfabe Thread could be such an unrepentant, joyful shot in the arm. Don't monkey it up!
  12. 2 points
    I keep confusing Srar and thatshortguy with one another.
  13. 1 point
    I'm a massive bellend.
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    It's fucking Shark Week, guys.
  16. 1 point
    I wish the Indy 500 still meant something.
  17. 1 point
    Few things bug me more than "anti-chemical" advertising. Literally everything is made of chemicals. Water is a chemical. Just because you can't spell something doesn't mean it's bad for you.
  18. 1 point
    I don't understand why the mint insists on keeping their broken penny press. It doesn't make cents.
  19. 1 point
    I'm in a glass case of emotion.
  20. 1 point
    @Skummy Congratulations on winning The Masters!
  21. 1 point
    I consider myself a fairly good cook..... Then I watch these 9 year olds on Masterchef Junior, and my soul gets crushed.
  22. 1 point
    I really don't enjoy opening the "Wrestler Picture Requests" thread. No one uses spoilers for their massive requests and you sit there waiting for the page to stop jumping so you can see what is requested. I've decided to ignore the requests instead.
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    dating a crazy chick is like working yourself into a shoot
  26. 1 point
    Pandemic! Got that pandemic!
  27. 1 point
    May the Schwartz Be With You.
  28. 1 point
    Its odd that WWE has shied away from using Roman numerals for WrestleMania considering who has main evented the past 3 years.
  29. 1 point
    How many Vince McMahon's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, lightbulb screwed lightbulb.
  30. 1 point
    My ex just texted me. Not today Satan.
  31. 1 point
    Doug Benson is the worst inexplicably popular comedian ever. Worse than Dane Cook. Hell, worse than Carlos Mencia.
  32. 1 point
    Happy birthday, person stopping me from just changing my name to Troy.
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    Only 3 more weeks and this wretched year will finally be over. #2016hassuckedinsomanyways
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    My balls smells like 4 day past expired cheddar cheese
  37. 1 point
    Hey @The Handsome Luchadore you're a poo-head!
  38. 1 point
    @kliq you don't have to listen to @MDK. He doesn't own you!
  39. 1 point
    I keep forgetting my brother Sousa is a filthy plebe now. Come back please, Vilhelm Baconshield needs to continue his glorious tale.
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    I am in favour of Lint's policy of long and super descriptive thread titles. This is a policy that all of EWB should adopt.
  43. 1 point
    @Sousa Hey, how quick can you get to Detroit? We might be able to save the country tonight...
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    People keep asking me to lend them $2 so they can play Powerball and they'll pay me back IF they win. So, they can't pay me back 2 freaking dollars if they DON'T win?
  46. 1 point
    Having stepped out for a bit, I wonder if I've missed anything,
  47. 1 point
    "Somebody" liked my post. Who are you, secret admirer?
  48. 1 point
    Nobody calls me chicken Needles! NOBODY!
  49. 1 point
  50. 0 points
    Life on EWB sucks when you're not Orange.
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