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  1. for some reason i just can't believe walker is scum... it's too obvious. is there a role for that?

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      You shouldn't comment on games that are still running.

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  2. Whenever I feel inadequate, I think of pole-vaulters. Most of us don’t want to be found out to be rubbish, so we stick to the things we’re good at. Whereas pole-vaulters, whose only job is to be able to vault over a pole, repeatedly don’t. In public. Almost forever. Their only job.

  3. Why is there a copy of Arkham City on my Xbox? I don't own that game.

  4. Why is there a copy of Arkham City on my Xbox? I don't own that game.

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      It's an actual physical copy sitting there in a shiny 3D box. Maybe Santa was running late?

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  5. Just donated! Now I know what being charitable feels like!

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      That's not really charity, though. Kliq letting us post for free is charity!

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  6. I am making a joke about Srar's "don't talk about the Broncos" game thing that implies that I am suggesting a thing has happened, but in reality it has not! I am the very embodiment of wit!

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      Is that Gilbert and Sullivan?

  7. Tebow wins the American Football with a throw to another guy or something. That's his job right, he does the throwing?

  8. THAT IS A JOKE FROM TAXI DRIVER. WHAT FUCKING EIGHT-YEAR-OLD OR WHATEVER HAS SEEN TAXI DRIVER, THE CHIPMUNKS MOVE: THE SQUEAKQUEL. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.

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      That's what turns a kid's movie into a family movie! Rude jokes kids don't understand!

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  9. Girl at class was telling me I was wrong about student loans and income based repayment. I said "I know how to do my job and furthermore don't ask you questions about living off welfare." Didn't go over well.

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      This story must be a lie, you don't have class.

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  10. Somehow, I just concocted a idea in my head whereby Kane and Scott Vick killed Katie Vick because she discovered the two were lovers. Somehow this would mean all Kane's problems stem from repressed homosexuality driving him crazy.

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      Michael Vick got involved and that's when shit got really weird.

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  11. D&D 5e being announced today :o

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      Yeah, fuck that shit. I've recently taken up the much cooler Magic: The Gathering.

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  12. Do Mexicans hire Mexicans to mow their lawn?

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      Mexicans hire blacks and blacks hire gays. Everyone goes down a notch.

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  13. why the fuck can't i focus on my school work

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      Kids have it harder nowadays, so many distractions. When I was at school we didn't have youtube, itunes or widespread donkey porn.

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  14. Happy New Year EWB! My New Year's Resolution? Finish Anime Mafia >_>

  15. Overlady: "You know, I'm sure most people wouldn't go on EWB when I was in their bed." Me: "No, they'd call the police."

  16. Can I have your attention please....I have a email from the Pop Prom General Manager...."The Pop Prom will *NOT* be back this weekend".....Ummmm hang on a minute I thought the last message was that it would be back this weekend?????

  17. I need star ratings for the matches so far tonight on RAW. Quom? Sousa? Anyone?

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      I mark matches out of two. So far we've had two 1s, so an OK show.

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  18. And I'll take up smoking and give that up!

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      Um ... good for you, son - giving up smoking is the hardest thing you'll ever have to do! orsomethinglikethat

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  19. And I'll take up smoking and give that up!

  20. Looking at that RWF diary, looks like the old spoiler tags are working again!

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      Not for me. Not in the Mafia Cube, at least.

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  21. is working on his Cockney and British RP dialects. Mostly Cockney, to be honest.

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      Can you be cheeky? Coz you're gonna need to be cheeky.

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  22. is working on his Cockney and British RP dialects. Mostly Cockney, to be honest.

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      My fine RP has been tainted by 10 years in Scotland or I would offer to help.

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