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Sousa

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  1. From your resident EWB pollster, if you haven't yet, please VOTE! Vote like your life depends on it, because in a lot of ways, unlike ever before,  it does. Your vote matters. You can make the difference.  Vote Kodos 2020. Vote Biden too while you're at it. 

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Hang on, you're doing this and you're from South Bend, are you literally Pete Buttigieg?

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  2. Hello? Do people still go here? My reputation number is green, is that good?

  3. Derrick Brown.. tell me about this guy!! He's no Kuechley (I am the former PantherFan59)

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Congrats on passing the 37 PantherFans who were ahead of you.

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  4. Remember when Vince Russo joined the board?

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I was gonna be on his podcast and everything.

      He thought my name was Saucy. :(

  5. I have been on EWB for far too long and it's generally a good place, but EWB memes can really have a deleterious effect on life sometimes.

  6. Seeing "Scruffy the Janitor" having a birthday reminds me of when Benji got modhood and used the occasion to give a bunch of people Futurama names, including spelling "Lrrr of the Planet Omicron Persei 8" about fifty different ways.

  7. No Brooklyn Till Sleep.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      you've gotta right for the fight

  8. No longer a donator, probably until payday. Non-donator EWB is weird and scary to me.

  9. Looking at my old "never got off the ground because I never planned how it would work" chocobo racing Cube game and I think I might give it another go.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      @Ruki, it didn't get far (we never actually got to a race which is typical for a Sousa diary), but I do think you had signed up?

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  10. Looking at my old "never got off the ground because I never planned how it would work" chocobo racing Cube game and I think I might give it another go.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I read the original thread looking for what I could salvage and man I was dying at that.

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  11. Looking at my old "never got off the ground because I never planned how it would work" chocobo racing Cube game and I think I might give it another go.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      ME IN THE ORIGINAL SIGN-UP THREAD: "This sounds complicated, but I promise it isn't!"
      ME READING LITERALLY ALL THE DOCUMENTATION THAT I'D MADE FIVE YEARS LATER: "Oh fuck this is way too complicated, let's pare this down some."

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  12. The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      "You know they say all men are created equal but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE see normally if you go one on one with another wrestler you got a fifty fifty chance of winning but I'm a GENETIC FREAK and I'm NOT NORMAL so you got a twenty five percent AT BEST at BEAT ME and then you add Kurt Angle to the mix your chances of winning DRASTIC GO DOWN see the three way at Sacrifice you got a thirty three and a third chance of winning but got a sixty six and two thirds chance of winning cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna TRY so Samoa Joe you take your thirty three and a third chance and minus my twenty five percent chance and you got an eight and a third chance of winning AT SACRIFICE but then you take my SEVENTY FIVE percents chance of winning if we was to go one on one and then add sixty six and TWO THIRDS chuh percents I got a HUNDRED AND FORTY ONE and TWO THIRDS CHANCE OF WINNING at SACRIFICE Señor Joe the numbers don't lie and they spell DISASTER for you at SACRIFICE!" -Ayn Rand

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  13. The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      "Since there is no such thing as the right of some men to vote away the rights of others, and no such thing as the right of the government to seize the property of some men for the unearned benefit of others — the advocates and supporters of the welfare state are morally guilty of robbing their opponents, and the fact that the robbery is legalized makes it morally worse, not better. Anyway, I'll take my Social Security check now." -Ayn Rand

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  14. The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      "I'm on the boat, so let's pull up all the life rafts." -Ayn Rand

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  15. i keep reading your name as "Trent Bruschetta" and it's making me hungry gdi

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      hell yeah i'm a big admirer of nelson mandolin

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  16. i keep reading your name as "Trent Bruschetta" and it's making me hungry gdi

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Finally, we have found the issue that unites EWB.

      Tomatoes on bread.

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  17. BUTTER

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      The worst thing about not being a donator anymore is I can't go back and read the Boogeyman detective stories.

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  18. GUYS DO NOT VOTE OUT SOUSA BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY SAID/DID IN THEIR LIFE; YOU MAY NOT AGREE BUT LET'S ALL BE ADULTS HERE AND JUST IGNORE THE COMMENTS. OKAY?

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I didn't even finish 2, what would 3 even be at this point.

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  19. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

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  20. PMS jokes aren't funny. Period. 

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Jokes about The Pounce aren't funny. Period.

  21. Hot take: Lucy is a horrible movie with the message that being smart makes you an amoral psychopath who shoots people for not speaking English.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      This isn't a hot take at all, I was sold a bill of goods.

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  22. If @HarshMillennium isn't actually harsh, does that mean @The Handsome Luchadore isn't actually handsome?

    It's still real to me damn it. :crying:

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