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Everything posted by Sousa

  1. Fuck it, I made some profile changes that align with what I'm most comfortable with, ta hell with gender and ta hell with choo iyuhn anduhsun.

  2. nintendo is like EWB in that they also have footjob fever
  3. Hello EWB, I'm a lesbian.

  4. it's the only ISP where you call customer support and they recommend you fix your problems with "dubyadeeforty" (I literally only have high-speed internet because Dayton is right next to me so I'm absolutely talking about myself too)
  5. Here's the thing--based on what I've read, and this is just one example, an 800 GB game running at 60 fps at the resolution they want is going to be... 800GB of bandwidth. That's massive, and most Comcast plans have a 1TB bandwidth limit per month. This is going to be an absolute disaster on the N-Gage scale. They're talking entirely about what this thing is capable of on their end with very little talk of what's going to happen on the consumer end; almost nobody is going to have the home internet speed to run this thing the way they're hyping it up. That's the advantage of a dedicated console: a Switch is a Switch is a Switch, whether you're running it on a gargantuan home theater system with a lightning-fast system or a dinky hundred-dollar TV with 1Mbps from Down-Home Country Innurnets. The technology just isn't there for it unless you're ridiculously rich, the stream delay is going to be enough to make basically all fighting games a pain in the ass (hope you like using The Next Generation Of Gaming to play card games and turn-based strategy!), and--again--it's Google doing something besides Gmail and YouTube. So you'll pardon me if I'm... just a little cynical.
  6. There is absolutely zero reason, given Google's track record of doing the same things others are doing but worse and then canceling it within 2-3 years, that they should be trusted with a goddamn gaming service of all things.
  7. I reeeeeeally wanna play Final Fantasy XII, I skipped it at the time and it's an Ivalice game so, decidedly in my wheelhouse.
  8. who's ready to see the sights in beautiful KUTAIMSOIUNT NATIOKNAAZLBEK PARK
  9. Holy shit I really like Hungary. Never used city-state levies before but DAMN.
  10. Yeah there's a subtle difference between "SINK" and "DEFEAT" and I wish the game would lay that out, but also figuring it out is kinda neat?
  11. Yeah it REALLY twists your idea about what you're "allowed" to do in a game, and I think that's the strength of it. But there are still a few rules about the rules that you can't change. Here are a couple things I figured out early that might help:
  12. Oh my god y'all Baba Is You is so neat go get it.
  13. This is my biggest complaint with Gathering Storm honestly, science wins just take forever now and there's a long lag at endgame where you're waiting to reach the nearest star and you can't have villagers speed it along.
  14. The Decision with Joan of Arc
  15. Reminds me of my Spain game in which France got conquered and then I stole their national heroes.
  16. Even with the ability to build farms on them, tundra sucks shit. I had 3-4 cities with at least some tundra and none of them got any good (including my capital)--meanwhile, the typical Grassland River Plus Plenty Of Hills city I founded just to the north ended up being one of the best cities I've ever founded, and there was nothing at all Canadian about it. The best thing I'll say is I had a pretty easy time getting some National Parks together with them (which is how I used... pretty much all my tundra/snow that wasn't ice hockey rinks) and once that happened my culture victory started rolling in. They really, definitely need something else though, maybe having National Parks available with an earlier tech or making Naturalists cheaper or something. Still not as bad as Georgia but apparently Georgia is better now so, I dunno.
  17. 1. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2. GOTO 1 Okay but an actual list: 1. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2. Sorry to Bother You 3. Incredibles 2 4. BlacKkKlansman 5. Teen Titans Go! To the Movies (yes) 6. Black Panther 7. Ralph Breaks the Internet, I guess I'll throw it a vote, I laughed a couple of times, whatever
  18. Canada is so bad that I almost posted a clip from Family Guy over it.

    1. Michaelob Boomberg

      Michaelob Boomberg

      Sousa, for he has yet to write U GON DIE III.

    2. Sousa


      I didn't even finish 2, what would 3 even be at this point.

    3. Mick



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  20. where. are. all. the. machamps. getting. identical. title. belts. They're not, it's natural cockarmor.
  21. Correctly identifying Sobble as The Big Dog.
  22. Pokemon are all naked, even the ones that look like they're wearing clothes like Gardevoir and Machamp.
  23. They're actually announcing Pokemon Go to the Polls.
  24. Greece is so, so obnoxious in Civ 5. Almost always a top contender for a win, builds lots of cities and does city-state diplomacy well but also builds a shitload of units so they're hard to take on in military. Just always bad news if they're on the map. (Alexander is a pain in Civ 6 too but mostly because his leader agenda is "WHY ARE YOU NOT CONSTANTLY AT WAR!?!?!??????")
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