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How The Cloud Stole Christ

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  1. The guidance of the morning star will lead the way into the void.

  2. There are wind-chimes where my ding-dong should be!

  3. Why men great 'til they gotta be great?

  4. Fuck dude, you have to come out of semi-retirement or retirement or whatever just to be on the FIghting Back 9 card. 

    1. Owen


      Hasn't Fighting Back 9 been and gone?

    2. How The Cloud Stole Christ

      How The Cloud Stole Christ

      Oh shit, you're right, it was last weekend.

  5. Don't talk to me about the "greater good", sunshine. I'm the Archangel fucking Gabriel.

  6. Do you want the real smile, or the smile I used to practice not to feel like a failure?

  7. Did anyone ever tell Casey Jones that it's probably a bad idea to drive that train while high on cocaine? Of course there's trouble ahead, you're high on cocaine, Casey Jones. DUH.

    1. OctoberRaven


      They did warn him to watch his speed at least.

  8. He was a boy of soft demeanor, and he loved his carburetor cleaner.

  9. Are you on the square? Are you on the level? Are you ready to swear right here, right now, before the devil - that you're on the square? That you're on the level?

  10. Are you a faithless preacher or a mean motherfucking servant of god?

    1. BacktotheFutureKeith


      I'm a mean mmmm mmmm servant of god.

  11. Tonight, in the dark of night, after night has shrouded my dark plan in its nightly darkness, I will exact my revenge!

  12. And so as you hear these words now telling you of my state, I tell you to enjoy life - I wish I could, but it's too late. 

  13. Down to the bosque on day of Iommic Pentecost.

  14. Practically every one of the top 40 records being played on every radio station in the United States is a communication to the children to take a trip, to cop out, to groove. The psychedelic jackets on the record albums have their own hidden symbols and messages as well as the lyrics to all the top rock songs and they all sing the same refrain - it's fun to take a trip, put acid in your veins.

  15. The pterodactyl flies again o'er emerald fields.

  16. My heroes have always killed cowboys.

    1. Hobo


      mamas, don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies

  17. He can't find a job, but lord he's found a gun.

  18. Twitch.tv/aleindria

    I stream! Sometimes! Come look once in a while, right?

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    2. Paton


      @High Overlord Cloudfang Thanks! Definitely hoping to get to at least 50 followers by Christmas. I want to earn at least $1 from this streaming stuff haha. You’re an Affliate? Congrats if you are. Shoot me a PM whenever you want to talk about streaming stuff. I do all my own graphics/designs for my stream, so if you ever need anything or advice on something - I’m happy to help. 

    3. How The Cloud Stole Christ

      How The Cloud Stole Christ

      Ohhhh I'm faaaaaar from being an affiliate. @The Evil Overlord is much closer to affiliate status than I am! 

    4. Paton


      @High Overlord Cloudfang Well, good luck with it all. I’ll try and catch you online some time. And good luck to you too @The Evil Overlord!

  19. Let me go on like a blister in the sun.


    1. SeanDMan


      Stone... cold?

      Stone cold?

      Stone... ? Cold?

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