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Mick

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  1. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit... And, uh... You know, you'll, uh...

  2. Yeah, yeah, I got it. Ninja-style, right. COME OUT, YOU OLD BASTARD!

  3. What was I laughing at now? ...Oh yes, that crippled Irishman! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  4. STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO!
     

    1. Mad Jack stans Wiccan

      Mad Jack stans Wiccan

      *kick* *bam* *stunner*

  5. ...They're callin' again. 

  6. Hello EWB, I'm listening. 

  7. Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? Get outta here! 

  8. This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!

  9. Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

  10. Doing nothing tonight? Come watch Christmas shit with me and other people!

    https://www.twitch.tv/maijinhercule

     

  11. My crotch is itchy...

  12. YANG CHAS SOLO CHONE WOOKIEE!

  13. Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

  14. Quick update on all those pods we were finding in broom closets. Apparently some alien monster was body-snatching board members and spawning Communist replicas. The allegorical threat level on this one's through the roof. Actual threat level's pretty non-existent, though, so we've decided not to do anything about it. If the worst this thing can do is gestate glassy-eyed Yes Men, I say bring it on, Bug-Eyes. I got a whole list of troublemakers you can pod up any time you like.

  15. The King took his head.

    Left him broken and dead.

  16. What are the rules? 

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    2. Carlos Buschtran

      Carlos Buschtran

      When you've just turned black and you can't switch back, well got gotta go and find out the rules.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Oh I think we just found out a new rule.

    4. Liam Mk2

      Liam Mk2

      Rules?

      Where we're going, we don't need rules. 

  17. GOD DAMNIT, DUTCH! What other errands you got us RUNNING FOR THE DA?!

  18. Don't know what Benji is on about...

  19. SPACEBALLS THE RECENT STATUS UPDATE

  20. Now, at the start of the evening, Yvette was here, by herself, waiting to offer you all a glass of champagne. I was in the hall....I know because I was there.

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      I. Am. Your singing telegram.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      AND THEN...there were three more murders. 

    3. TheFutureKeithExperience

      TheFutureKeithExperience

      I hated her SO.... much.....it it the f-f-Flames, Flames.....Flames on the side of my face.....

  21. We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives; every July, peas grow there.

  22. Just a heads-up that our research into stopping all the godzilla attacks on U.S. soil has been postponed indefinitely. Turns out it doesn't matter where you hatch a nest full of godzillas, they just make a beeline straight for Tokyo. Shoulda seen those things go. Anyway, crisis averted. Now everybody grab a dust pan and a broom, we gotta get rid of all these egg shells before the Nuclear Regulatory Commission shows up.

  23. If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen.

    1. Forky

      Forky

      STD test? I think we've all been there :shifty: 

    2. Ace

      Ace

      You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.

  24. Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

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