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Mick

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  1. You load sixteen tons what do you get?


    Another day older and deeper in debt

    1. Mick

      Mick

      I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
      I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
      I loaded 16 tons of number nine coal
      And the straw boss said, "Well, a-bless my soul"

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  2. I'm a Scotsman playing an Egyptian from Spain teaching a Frenchman who can barely speak English who is playing a Scotsman who will fight a Russian played by an American of European ancestry.

  3. Blue cheese comes from the milk of a blue jay.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      My youngest niece once deduced that if milk comes from cows, therefore chocolate milk comes from cow poop. 

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  4. May I enquire as to why the 'Official' Rate my Card thread is locked?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      It's literally explained in the new thread.

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  5. I hereby claim the first status update of 2021!

  6. If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Jesus, did I say that?!

  7. People think I'm crazy, 
    'Cause I worry all the time. 
    If you paid attention you'd be worried, too. 

    You better pay attention, or this world we love so much might just kill you. 

  8. People think I'm crazy, 
    'Cause I worry all the time. 
    If you paid attention you'd be worried, too. 

    You better pay attention, or this world we love so much might just kill you. 

  9. Hey you. You're finally awake. 

    1. Mick

      Mick

      You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

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  10. What was I laughing at now? ...Oh yes, that crippled Irishman! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  11. hey, go vote in EWB's Favorite Movie! Deadline's Monday(ish)! You saw movies from last year, don't lie!

  12. GUYS DO NOT VOTE OUT SOUSA BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY SAID/DID IN THEIR LIFE; YOU MAY NOT AGREE BUT LET'S ALL BE ADULTS HERE AND JUST IGNORE THE COMMENTS. OKAY?

  13. What are the rules? 

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Oh I think we just found out a new rule.

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  14. At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play for the last time, and no one knew it.

  15. Man, what happened to the "past usernames" button, I need to know who people are when y'all change your names to like "Gary Shitbeans" or something.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Well, now you know what to ask for for your birthday!

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  16. Man, what happened to the "past usernames" button, I need to know who people are when y'all change your names to like "Gary Shitbeans" or something.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Don't know, I've been a constant donator for eight years now :shifty: 

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  17. Man, what happened to the "past usernames" button, I need to know who people are when y'all change your names to like "Gary Shitbeans" or something.

  18. "My name is Aldo Montoya. You pinned my father. Prepare to submit."

    1. Mick

      Mick

      First I killed his screaming whelp, then I raped him, then I smashed his fucking head in, LIKE  THIS!

       

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  19. My favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke turns and looks dead into the camera and says "By the way, the Holiday Special is canon. None of Empire is, but the Holiday Special is."

    1. Mick

      Mick

      I liked it when Luke brutally murdered his captors, ate his dinner listening to classical music, then escaped from the New Order by wearing Kylo Ren's face. 

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  20. Hi writingadiary, what are you doing?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Writing a diary? 

  21. Now, at the start of the evening, Yvette was here, by herself, waiting to offer you all a glass of champagne. I was in the hall....I know because I was there.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      AND THEN...there were three more murders. 

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