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Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "Blinking and Breathing Manually: You're Doing it Now!" I'm here to tell you about my upcoming hit TV series, "You Now Have The Sudden Urge To Yawn", and be sure to look for me in my upcoming documentary, "Why Can't My Tongue Find a Comfortable Place in My Mouth?"
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Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you
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You load sixteen tons what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt-
Saint Peter don't you call me, 'cuz I can't go... I owe my soooooooul to the company stoooooore.
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I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded 16 tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said, "Well, a-bless my soul"-
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I also get buckling knees, cripping back pain, and sprained ankles.
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Eveything is a source of fun
Nobody's safe, for we care for none
Life is a joke that's just begun -
You may be a man. You may be a leprechaun. But one things for sure...you're in the wrong basement. I'm gonna see if you bleed green.
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You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible!
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Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.
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Hey you. You're finally awake.
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NEVUH SHOLD'AVE COME 'ERE
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I am Imperial scum. Punish me, daddy.
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I only punish Thalmor subs oWo.
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It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit... And, uh... You know, you'll, uh...
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STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO!