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  1. Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      You... look rather pale. Could be ataxia. It's quite a problem back home in Cyrodiil.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures...

    4. Mick

      Mick

      The Riverwood Trader is open for business!

  2. Who can tell me, why, in 1975, we pulled our forces out of Vietnam?

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    2. badotori

      badotori

      MAXX WINS! MAXX WINS!

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      <<MOVIE QUOTE>>

    4. KisenosaTEOL

      KisenosaTEOL

      What I said was history. Everyone else fails.

  3. Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      So, they used a line of Dawn of the Dead to what, I can only presume to be the theme from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly?!

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      Yes. Then gorillas started attacking. And it was glorious.

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Damn dirty apes.

  4. All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      The first and last Zero missions were easy, but the middle one (with the vans), the initial release of the game had a bug so that fuel was constantly draining, when it should have only happened when you hit the gas. Made it damn near impossible.

    3. Adam

      Adam

      I never did any of the Zero missions on any playthrough. The first one was a right ballache. Flying got a lot easier the second time though.

    4. Adam

      Adam

      I never did any of the Zero missions on any playthrough. The first one was a right ballache. Flying got a lot easier the second time though.

  5. This board will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.

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    2. Quom

      Quom

      Unless my clock isn't right because we are on daylight savings? It's ticked in the options panel thingy though.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      If you say you were lying, that's good enough for me.

    4. Ace

      Ace

      I hate to point out the obvious, but could you both, possibly, be on opposite sides of the US?

  6. Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world, She took the midnight train goin' anywhere

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    2. Sweet Holy Moses

      Sweet Holy Moses

      He's clearly quoting Bo Dallas, guys. Sheesh.

    3. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      Holy shit, just as I'm reading this an Anchorman trailer just came on the TV... with that song.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Quoting The Losers obv.

  7. Ten years since X7.....damn.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      PHBR got it.

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      This also means it's 10 years to the day that I watched my first wrestling event.

    4. New Damage

      New Damage

      Rhyno stole the show.

  8. How many lights do you see?

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    2. stokeriño
    3. Mick
    4. Mick

      Mick

      There are five. Prisoner, how many lights do you see?

  9. Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

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    2. Jasonmufc

      Jasonmufc

      Now hold on there, that's dangerous thinking!

    3. Crybaby Bunting

      Crybaby Bunting

      transphobes! the lot of you!

    4. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      That's not what Jeff said.

  10. Dr. Sam Becket never returned home.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      He used to pal around with Andy the Gian.

    3. Jasonmufc

      Jasonmufc

      Eh, I prefer Carson Beckett.

    4. Meacon
  11. O Hai!

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    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      Please... My country doesn't even have an army :|

    3. Mick

      Mick

      It will soon. MY ARMY!

    4. KevinStorm

      KevinStorm

      I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

  12. Buying XL polo shirts that end up being too big FTMFW!

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    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      I need S but I wear XL cause I'm a wigga!

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Eddie's talking about kids sizes too ¬¬

      I can fit L but I have a long(ish) torso so I wear XL

    4. TCO

      TCO

      I'm a large, but I have some XLs too, in case I'm felling fat. I like the system.

  13. A Slime draws near! Command?

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Machismo attempts to flee! BUT THE ENEMY BLOCKS THE WAY! Command?

    3. Benji
    4. Mick

      Mick

      Benji casts Fap! No effect! Slime attacks! Benji takes 1 damage! Command?

  14. Maybe Mr. Boddy killed the cook!

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Communism was just a red herring.

    3. Meacon

      Meacon

      Dinner wasn't that bad.

    4. Mick

      Mick

      How can you make jokes at a time like this?!

  15. What are the rules? 

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    2. Trent Buschetta

      Trent Buschetta

      When you've just turned black and you can't switch back, well got gotta go and find out the rules.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Oh I think we just found out a new rule.

    4. Liam Mk2

      Liam Mk2

      Rules?

      Where we're going, we don't need rules. 

  16. They invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate entire worlds, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far and no further!

  17. It's that time again!

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    2. Quom

      Quom

      Why? It isn't random, it's set to do it at that time. Plus nobody can read it since the board has sort of crashed.

    3. KONGO

      KONGO

      I think you've broken his heart, Quom.

    4. Quom

      Quom

      I am a horrible bastard!

  18. RIP James Garner.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      My mum absolutely loved Maverick :(

    3. Meacon
    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      (The Voice of ) God (in God The Devil and Bob) is dead.

  19. Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills! The people it kills get up and kill!

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Dawn of the Dead, Plubby.

    3. Kane's Mullet Slacker

      Kane's Mullet Slacker

      When there's no more room in Hell the dead shall walk the Earth.

    4. Plubby
  20. I think it's time to blow this thing, get everybody and their stuff together. Okay, 3, 2, 1, let's jam.

  21. FINISH THE FUCKING STORY, MAN! What happened....what about those glands?

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Nobody's gonna finish the fucking story? :'(

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      I don't think there was ending to that story, was there? He just kept telling him "You took too much, man. Too much. Too much"

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Maybe...you could just....shove me into the pool...or something.

  22. Gotta choose a Christmas Movie; what do you guys think, Die Hard or Lethal Weapon?

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    2. OctoberRaven
    3. Daniel Bryan

      Daniel Bryan

      I can only assume that was a typo and you meant to ask "Die Hard or Die Hard 2?"

    4. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      The guy who does movie reviews for the local papers recommended either American Psycho or The Shining.

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