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Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "Blinking and Breathing Manually: You're Doing it Now!" I'm here to tell you about my upcoming hit TV series, "You Now Have The Sudden Urge To Yawn", and be sure to look for me in my upcoming documentary, "Why Can't My Tongue Find a Comfortable Place in My Mouth?"
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Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you
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Eveything is a source of fun
Nobody's safe, for we care for none
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You may be a man. You may be a leprechaun. But one things for sure...you're in the wrong basement. I'm gonna see if you bleed green.
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You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible!
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Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.
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It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit... And, uh... You know, you'll, uh...
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Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? Get outta here!
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This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!
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Doing nothing tonight? Come watch Christmas shit with me and other people!
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Was it THAT neccesary to bring up a 3 year old topic that was started by a banned member? Awesome certainly doesn't describe this man's thinking.