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Mick

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  1. ...They're callin' again. 

  2. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "You're Reading This in My Voice" and "Blinking and Breathing Manually: You're Doing it Now!" I'm here to tell you about my upcoming hit TV series, "You Now Have The Sudden Urge To Yawn", and be sure to look for me in my upcoming documentary, "Why Can't My Tongue Find a Comfortable Place in My Mouth?"

     

  3. Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you

  4. Happy Leif Erikson Day! HINGA DINGA DURGEN

  5. Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithun's Day already? 

  6. Eveything is a source of fun
    Nobody's safe, for we care for none
    Life is a joke that's just begun

  7. You may be a man. You may be a leprechaun. But one things for sure...you're in the wrong basement. I'm gonna see if you bleed green. 

  8. 'Le Grille'?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

  9. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible! 

  10. We've got to move these refrigerators, 
    We've got to move these color TVs...

  11. Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

  12. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit... And, uh... You know, you'll, uh...

  13. Yeah, yeah, I got it. Ninja-style, right. COME OUT, YOU OLD BASTARD!

  14. Hello EWB, I'm listening. 

  15. Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? Get outta here! 

  16. This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!

  17. Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

  18. Doing nothing tonight? Come watch Christmas shit with me and other people!

    https://www.twitch.tv/maijinhercule

     

  19. Na na na na....

    Na na na na...

    HEY YAY AY...

    GOOD-BYE

  20. He sure showed all 16,000 of us :(

  21. Was it THAT neccesary to bring up a 3 year old topic that was started by a banned member? Awesome certainly doesn't describe this man's thinking.

  22. Wow, you guys have quite the circle jerk going on.

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