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FINISH THE FUCKING STORY, MAN! What happened....what about those glands?
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Nobody's gonna finish the fucking story? :'(
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I don't think there was ending to that story, was there? He just kept telling him "You took too much, man. Too much. Too much"
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Maybe...you could just....shove me into the pool...or something.
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FUCKING. SPOILERS.
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I don't know
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And I don't wanna hear from a forum mod. Y'all are lyin' to me and gettin' me... mahd!
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Thriller Killer Klownz are better, AHA!
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The boys are thirsty in Atlanta, and there's beer in Texarkana!
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You sum bitches couldn't close an umbrella.
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I find it hard to look at you, Waynette, very hard. Especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah.
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“Stay in school. Fight the Power. And don’t do drugs.. . Unless of course you’re doing ’em with me... Never turn down free drugs...”
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Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you, I'll have a Duff, and you have one, too.
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That was my line in the Year 12 yearbook.
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Well, if you insist.....
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Homercles cares not for beans!
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From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.
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Can't sleep. Clown will eat me.
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IRON HELPS US PLAY
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I want some taquitos
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RIP Marcia Wallace, aka Mrs. Krabapple.
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That has to be the biggest lost of a semi-regular Simpsons character since Phil Hartman died (Excluding Maude Flanders whose character was only killed off on the show when the voice actor left following a pay dispute.) She will be missed
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"Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why I cannot say. Where I am going you cannot know. How I will get there I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name...Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. -- Woodrow."
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Would you defend our cities with haystacks, noble leader? Build city walls first, and other improvements later!
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I'd call advisors like that "archery targets".
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I disagree, Your Excellency.
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If one of your advisors tells you to make haystacks, execute him. He's probably working for the assassins, they love that shit.
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An E-Fed draws near ! Command ?
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The E-Fed does exist !
The E-Fed attacks !
A terrible hit !
brenchill takes 50 damage ! Command ?
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>SPELL
>HURTMORE
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Sousa chants Hurtmore !
Not enough MP !
Command ?
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This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.
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Actually, it was the first thing seen in The Stand :\
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It's a reference.
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We are the Hollow Men, we are the stuffed men...
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Asking the question so you won't have to: Raw any good tonight?
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It was pretty fun.
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I think so.
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1.5 thumps up!
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Happy Birthday, EWB!
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Cram it Spud.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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GET OUT OF MY STATUS UPDATE!
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Bring out the gimp.
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The gimp is sleeping
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The gimp is sleeping
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Well I guess you'll have to go wake him up then, won't you?
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And he is not just merely banned, he's truly most sincerely banned!
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.....Ok.
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My mother would LITERALLY shit bricks. She has a horrible affliction.
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On the upside, she's the only human on the planet that can ingest bricks. Marketability!
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If someone asked you to pop a zit on their back, how willing would you be to do it?
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Will I be allowed to burn it?
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Heh, I'd encourage it, given the person. But in reality, no.
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Not interested.
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I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.
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Dude, it's Gordon Gecko.
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Ohhhh... Who?
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Are you serious? You don't know who Gordon Gecko is?
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I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
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Queenin' don't make the world work.
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Bloody ingreats
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No, no, no! This suckers electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity that I need.
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Look, you fools. You're in danger. Can't you see? They're after you. They're after all of us. Our wives, our children, everyone. They're here already. YOU'RE NEXT!
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I have come to the conclusion that one useless man, is called a disgrace. That TWO, are called a law firm, and THREE or more make up a Congress.
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:@ @ Teachers letting the class out early. I'M PAYING FOR THIS CLASS, DAMINT :@.