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  1. FINISH THE FUCKING STORY, MAN! What happened....what about those glands?

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Nobody's gonna finish the fucking story? :'(

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      I don't think there was ending to that story, was there? He just kept telling him "You took too much, man. Too much. Too much"

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Maybe...you could just....shove me into the pool...or something.

  2. FUCKING. SPOILERS.

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    2. Mick
    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      And I don't wanna hear from a forum mod. Y'all are lyin' to me and gettin' me... mahd!

    4. Rich

      Rich

      Thriller Killer Klownz are better, AHA!

  3. The boys are thirsty in Atlanta, and there's beer in Texarkana!

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    2. Blehschmidt

      Blehschmidt

      You sum bitches couldn't close an umbrella.

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I find it hard to look at you, Waynette, very hard. Especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      “Stay in school. Fight the Power. And don’t do drugs.. . Unless of course you’re doing ’em with me... Never turn down free drugs...”

  4. Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you, I'll have a Duff, and you have one, too.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      That was my line in the Year 12 yearbook.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Well, if you insist.....

    4. Yung Lean

      Yung Lean

      Homercles cares not for beans!

  5. From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.

  6. RIP Marcia Wallace, aka Mrs. Krabapple.

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    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      That has to be the biggest lost of a semi-regular Simpsons character since Phil Hartman died (Excluding Maude Flanders whose character was only killed off on the show when the voice actor left following a pay dispute.) She will be missed :(

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      "Dearest Edna, I must leave you. Why I cannot say. Where I am going you cannot know. How I will get there I haven't decided yet. But one thing I can tell you, any time I hear the wind blow it will whisper the name...Edna. And so let us part with a love that will echo through the ages. -- Woodrow."

    4. JasonM
  7. Would you defend our cities with haystacks, noble leader? Build city walls first, and other improvements later!

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      I'd call advisors like that "archery targets".

    3. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      I disagree, Your Excellency.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      If one of your advisors tells you to make haystacks, execute him. He's probably working for the assassins, they love that shit.

  8. An E-Fed draws near ! Command ?

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      The E-Fed does exist !

      The E-Fed attacks !

      A terrible hit !

      brenchill takes 50 damage ! Command ?

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      >SPELL

      >HURTMORE

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Sousa chants Hurtmore !

      Not enough MP !

      Command ?

  9. This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Actually, it was the first thing seen in The Stand :\

    3. GoGo Yubari
    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      We are the Hollow Men, we are the stuffed men...

  10. Asking the question so you won't have to: Raw any good tonight?

  11. Happy Birthday, EWB!

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    2. Lineker
    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      This is why we can't have nice things.

    4. Mick

      Mick

      GET OUT OF MY STATUS UPDATE!

  12. Bring out the gimp.

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      The gimp is sleeping

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      The gimp is sleeping

    4. Mick

      Mick

      Well I guess you'll have to go wake him up then, won't you?

  13. And he is not just merely banned, he's truly most sincerely banned!

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    2. Mick
    3. Skummy

      Skummy

      My mother would LITERALLY shit bricks. She has a horrible affliction.

    4. Josh

      Josh

      On the upside, she's the only human on the planet that can ingest bricks. Marketability!

  14. If someone asked you to pop a zit on their back, how willing would you be to do it?

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Will I be allowed to burn it?

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Heh, I'd encourage it, given the person. But in reality, no.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Not interested.

  15. I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them! The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Dude, it's Gordon Gecko.

    3. Rocky
    4. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Are you serious? You don't know who Gordon Gecko is?

  16. I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. :(

  17. No, no, no! This suckers electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity that I need.

    1. Benji
    2. Mick

      Mick

      What did I just say?!

    3. Mick

      Mick

      "No, no, no! This suckers electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts" D: 1.21 GIGAWATTS?!?!?!?!?!?!

  18. Look, you fools. You're in danger. Can't you see? They're after you. They're after all of us. Our wives, our children, everyone. They're here already. YOU'RE NEXT!

    1. Skummy
    2. Mick

      Mick

      <3 Skummy, You have just made Invasion of the Body Snatchers one million times better for me. Come to think of it, Goldberg's theme WAS Invasion...

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      They snatching your people up?

  19. Honey, you'll never believe what happened to me today.

    1. SlicedBread
    2. Mick
    3. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      You fell off a structure onto a running gag?

  20. If the money's in the bank, why do they need ladders?

    1. Kaney

      Kaney

      Yeah! And whats the deal with metaphors, am I right!

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      How come the Royal Rumble is full of people who aren't Royalty?

    3. Matt

      Matt

      Ooh ooh... something about Survivor Series and war veterans.

  21. I have come to the conclusion that one useless man, is called a disgrace. That TWO, are called a law firm, and THREE or more make up a Congress.

  22. Hens love roosters, geese love ganders Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!

    1. King Ellis
    2. Mick

      Mick

      Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

    3. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Ned Flanders is a cunt.

  23. Why can't I see the cube or lounge?!

    1. fr34k

      fr34k

      See RW, nobody cares about graphics or the TEWR forum.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      They were disabled for gays.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      We took a vote and decided that you had to go.

  24. :@ @ Teachers letting the class out early. I'M PAYING FOR THIS CLASS, DAMINT :@.

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Teachers have lives too, you know. He probably needed to go buy some jeans or something, cut the guy some slack.

    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Serves you right for going to a class taught by a guy named DaMint.

      What are you studying anyway? Gangsta rap?

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Public speaking :shifty:

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