Mick

Took the Tube. Ten minutes on the Northern line, no problem.

LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN!

As long as we take it slow...

Seemed to have survived.

I'm proud of you EWB.

yeah it survived RAW then passed out for an hour afterwards out of exhaustion.

how does one grow a bear?

how does one grow a bear?

Quom loves Video Games.

I tried games once. The graphics were kinda lacking and I wasn't a big fan of the voice acting. 2 stars.

When you're down here with us, YOU'LL FLOAT TOO

Have you got Prince Albert in a can?

!ekiM ,sdrawkcab delleps killeR s'tahT ?relliK

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10TH ENEMY HAS THE BOMB.

GO TO THE NEXT ROOM.

There is no Vigo. Only Zuul.

Luis Vigo? Vigo Mortensen?

...It's in Revelations, people!

"It's in Revelations, people" is one of the many Simpsons quotes I need to use more often.

Bummer.

In his honor I will try to dress like him.

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?

Coruscant. The entire planet is one big city.

Of course debate chat!

Yay!

Oh boo.

RIP indeed, a Detroit Lion forever.

Treat them at will, Commander!

I felt a disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out "YAY I CAN AFFORD TO TREAT MY CHILDREN NOW!"

Ruki, get off Mick's account.

My favourite scene ever in a game.

"I'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45's - one with cheese, and a large soda."

Is she right? Cause I know that's the popular version of what went on there. And a lot of people like to believe that. I wish I could, but I was there. I wasn't here in a class room, hoping I was right, thinking about it.

I WAS UP TO MY KNEES IN RICE PADDIES, WITH GUNS AND EXPLOSIONS, LOOKING FOR CHARLIE, DUKING IT OUT WITH HIM, WHILE *PUSSIES* LIKE YOU WERE BACK HERE, PUTTING ON HEAD BANDS, DOING DRUGS, AND LISTENING TO THE GODDAMN BEATLES ALBUMS! AAAAAGHHHH! AAAGHHHH!

Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

Give me that you petty excuse for an officer! Now here this! LUDICROUS SPEED--

Because he held down Booker T.

But is he a bad bad man?

Tobias, you blowhard...

Actually Matsuda there is something you can do to help.

...Can you get us some coffee?

Are you a God?

Yes.

Child molestation convictions?

Convictions?

No, never convicted.

It's actually Paradise City, not Empire City.

It's actually Viridian City, not Paradise City.

If the answer is yes then don't wait another minute. Just pick up the phone and call the professionals.

Who ya gonna call!? Not me, I don't fuck with that shit.

....Go back to writing Strangetown, Mick.

*somoffabitch

He looks nothing like a Kardashian.

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