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  1. Mick

    Debate chat?

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      Of course debate chat!

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Yay!

  2. Mick

    Throw out your hands, Stick out your tush! Hands on your hips, Give 'em a push! You'll be surprised, You're doing the French Mistake! Viola!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Do you mean "voila"?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!

  3. Mick

    How do you learn how to fall off a two foot ladder?!

    1. Benji

      Benji

      WHOA!

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I'll tell ya how: YOU DON'T!

  4. Mick

    Good Idea: Signing Stone Cold to SmackDown. Bad Idea: Signing Stone Cold to SmackDown on April Fools'.

    1. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      I remember almost every detail about that segment. I also can't remember what happened two weeks ago on RAW.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOOO! *stunner*

  5. Mick

    Am I the meanest? Am I the prettiest? Am I the baddest mofo low down around this board?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      No.

    2. Cole

      Cole

      mofo low down? is that a thing

  6. Mick

    Make a contract with me, and become a magical girl!

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      A "girl of the night" if you wheeeeeeeeel.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      /人 ◕‿‿◕ 人\

  7. Mick

    THIS IS NOT WAR. THIS IS PEST CONTROL!

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Yea, but that doesn't have the same ring to it. Pest Control HUHH! What is it good for?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      .....EXTERMINATE.

  8. Mick

    Killer? That's Rellik spelled backwards, Mike!

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      !ekiM ,sdrawkcab delleps killeR s'tahT ?relliK

    2. Mick

      Mick

      ʞılləɹ¿ ʇɥɐʇ,s ɹəllıʞ sdəlləp qɐɔʞʍɐɹps' ɯıʞə¡

  9. Mick

    EASTMOST PENNINSULA IS THE SECRET.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      10TH ENEMY HAS THE BOMB.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      GO TO THE NEXT ROOM.

  10. Mick

    KILL KILL KI-wait, sorry! Sorry everyone, wrong bad guy!

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Copycat.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      I have John Carpenter Music! You are standing at a casting call for Halloween 3!

  11. Mick

    You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I know you like to look at yourself on TV you sick sonnuva bitch, so look at this. HRRRRRRRRRRRRRNGGGH

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      The world thought very little of you, my dear guests! Too little to pay the pittance I asked for! Too little to even mount a decent rescue attempt!

  12. Mick

    Capitalism, ho!

    1. Josh

      Josh

      Capitalism Ho is my least favorite superheroine. I have similar feelings about her "partner", Free Market Pimp.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      "Don't make me smack you with my invisible hand!"

  13. Mick

    BONES, WHERE'S MY DAMN TORPEDO?!

    1. Lint

      Lint

      Target that explosion and fire!

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a munitions expert!

  14. Mick

    Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of ...

    1. Invader Z

      Invader Z

      +1 Great quote.

    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      -1 give it a rest already.

  15. Mick

    RIP Alex Karras

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Oh boo. :(

    2. VerbalPuke

      VerbalPuke

      RIP indeed, a Detroit Lion forever.

  16. Mick

    I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number six with extra sauce, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one wit' cheese, and a large soda

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Ruki, get off Mick's account.

    2. Fudge

      Fudge

      My favourite scene ever in a game.

      "I'll have 2 number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45's - one with cheese, and a large soda."

  17. Mick

    Intensify the forward batteries. I don't want anything to get through.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      INTENSIFY FORWARD FIRE POWER!

    2. Quom

      Quom

      You're weird.

  18. Mick

    YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      *roads deteriorate EVERYWHERE*

    2. whiskers

      whiskers

      Am I the only one who thought that was deliberate sabotage?

      I doubt it.

  19. Mick

    You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I know you like to look at yourself on television, you sick son of a bitch. So look at this! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

    2. Mick

      Mick

      You think you're clever, don't you, Sousa? Think about this. You have three days. If my twenty---wait a minute....

  20. Mick

    Thought you dumbasses would've learned your lesson with "1 Night In Chyna".....

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Or at least by "Another Night in Chyna".

    2. GA!

      GA!

      Or by "Journey into the Centre of Chyna".

  21. Mick

    Wrestling Matters: Starring Steve Urkel and That Guy From Die Hard

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Reginald Vel Johnson, I'll bet he plays a cop in that too lol

    2. Universal

      Universal

      best cop ever

  22. Mick

    Matsuda, you idiot....

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Tobias, you blowhard...

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Actually Matsuda there is something you can do to help.

      ...Can you get us some coffee?

  23. Mick

    Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension.

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      Are you a God?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Yes.

  24. Mick

    Pick anyone you want. I'm good at all of them. I have 97 of them.

    1. Maxx

      Maxx

      Child molestation convictions?

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Convictions?

      No, never convicted.

  25. Mick

    Take me down to the Empire City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It's actually Paradise City, not Empire City.

    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      It's actually Viridian City, not Paradise City.

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