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Jackson Holiday, #1 Prospect in baseball, is getting promoted to the Show.

Uncle Stevie can't buy them a ring, so he's getting them pretty new outfits.

I'm not sure what they're going to be able to offer that will make me want to upgrade from Assetto Corsa, which already has literally every car and track that I can imagine for download, for free. They may surprise me, but AC with all the mods is already too complete for me to warrant paying full price for the sequel.

Juan Soto is good and he's not going anywhere.

They're going to cut it to show quick shots of Lance lumbering toward him like the tractor trailer scene in Pet Cemetery.

Gerrit Cole went in for an MRI today, because the Baseball Gods want me to cry.

Ass Buddy.

I mean, good for Ollie, I guess. But woof. What a snooze.

USA! USA! USA!

Who needs a quarterback, cap space, or draft picks? Not us.

And the FIA tried to say the streets of Monaco were getting thinner.

Rizzo was playing well for the Yanks before he got a concussion. Hopefully he's recovered from post-concussion syndrome, because he was nowhere near right before he was put on the IL. He's gotten older, so he's not as good as he was in his prime Cubs-years, but he can still field the position well and hit 25 homers this year.

As someone who no longer follows wrestling, why did they go from three Brocks in 2023 to no Brocks in 2024?

Every EWBer that goes to WWE events from this point forward should put this on a poster.

You don't win three Super Bowls without having your team prepared. Good on, Coach Reid.

Goldust vs. Val Venis vs. Road Dogg vs. Ken Shamrock for the Intercontinental Championship at WrestleMania 15, please.

Everything I have seen from Caleb Williams tells me he is no leader. Whatever team takes him better hope his talent outshines his selfishness, because I can't imagine his teammates rally around him when they need a game-winning drive. Not when he goes and pouts whenever something doesn't go his way.

I'm still playing, but Ive not touched a mod for anything post-2011.

Wow. Whatever Horner did, or is being accused of, must be incredibly serious if they're advising he step down. Also, I like the colors of the Sauber livery, but it looks like something I made on F1 2020.

Yeah. That'll put butts in the seats.

And every time there is a worldwide pandemic, it'll be like the Dodgers' World Series.

I hope they replace Vince McMahon with Steven Richards. When Linda McMahon gets out of her wheelchair and kicks Big Stevie Cool in his big Stevie Jewels at WrestleMania 2000 would shoot up to the top of my list of scenarios to play.

Caleb not wanting to play for the Bears and ending up with the Commanders is the oh-so-sweet justice I wake up every day and hope for.

It won't make any difference, but I'd love to see Sainz finish ahead of him and Leclerc this season.

SEC finally doesn't win the national championship and now they're gung ho on fixing the issue!