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Meacon Keaton

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  1. There was Johnny McGuirk, who was scared stiff of work

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Whether out on the streets,
      Or up on my feets,
      Ain't nobody fuck,
      Like Jimmy Don Beets. 

  2. i keep reading your name as "Trent Bruschetta" and it's making me hungry gdi

  3. Watching a 'Best of ECW Matches' in YouTube and they put the 'Monster Battle Royal' thing or whatever from WWECW...

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      It's no worse than those videos with "Top 10 Greatest Stables of All-Time!" and the Nexus and the Corre are #4 and #5...

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  4. Woozle wuzzle.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      What the--wha woozle wuzzle?

  5. мы собираемся забить еще один, чем вы
    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Lookie here, boys. We gots ourselves a turr'rist.

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  6. Heather, you're throwing your life away to become another statistic in the US-fucking-A Today. Now that is about the least private thing I can think of.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Someone needs to stop watching Heathers and go outside. 

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  7. I had Chipotle (the food chain, not the pepper) today. It was remarkably average. Also, I've had bread that's got a higher Scoville than their so-called 'hot' sauce.

  8. RAW 25th Anniversary Thread is 300+ posts at this point. Guess I'm watching more than the highlights tonight.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      After reading the thread, I'm not so sure it's an indication that it's worth watching. 

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  9. Watched Power Rangers, was impressed.

  10. I'm livetweeting No Way Out 2002. Because why not.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I hate to break it to you, but No Way Out 2002 was fifteen years ago. No matter what the commentators say, they are most definitely live!

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  11. Just got pulled over twice for the same reason by the same department. Yeah, I know my plate bulb is out. Your buddy got me about three miles ago.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I had the same thing happen years ago due to a taillight being out. "Do you know your taillight is out?" "I didn't until I was pulled over for it ten minutes ago."

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