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There was Johnny McGuirk, who was scared stiff of work
Mr. Meacon Moneybags
Whether out on the streets,
Or up on my feets,
Ain't nobody fuck,
Like Jimmy Don Beets.
Y'all want a single?
Like a cheese single?
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i keep reading your name as "Trent Bruschetta" and it's making me hungry gdi
Yup. Literally every time.
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Watching a 'Best of ECW Matches' in YouTube and they put the 'Monster Battle Royal' thing or whatever from WWECW...
It's no worse than those videos with "Top 10 Greatest Stables of All-Time!" and the Nexus and the Corre are #4 and #5...
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What the--wha woozle wuzzle?
Delaware isn't real. Change my mind.
Del Wilkes maybe.
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I am Delaware.
HE PURDY GUD
What are the rules?
The only rule is: there are no rules?
You aight man?
Don't do it, Maxx. He's bigger than you!
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Whoa. Completely missed that.
...when did this happen?
мы собираемся забить еще один, чем вы
Lookie here, boys. We gots ourselves a turr'rist.
Heather, you're throwing your life away to become another statistic in the US-fucking-A Today. Now that is about the least private thing I can think of.
Someone needs to stop watching Heathers and go outside.
I had Chipotle (the food chain, not the pepper) today. It was remarkably average. Also, I've had bread that's got a higher Scoville than their so-called 'hot' sauce.
Well aren't you tough.
RAW 25th Anniversary Thread is 300+ posts at this point. Guess I'm watching more than the highlights tonight.
After reading the thread, I'm not so sure it's an indication that it's worth watching.
Watched Power Rangers, was impressed.
Watched some porn, now undressed.
I'm livetweeting No Way Out 2002. Because why not.
I hate to break it to you, but No Way Out 2002 was fifteen years ago. No matter what the commentators say, they are most definitely live!
Wow really thought I was your dude.
YOU GOT ME...mad now.
You turned the tables on me in a wrong way.
Just got pulled over twice for the same reason by the same department. Yeah, I know my plate bulb is out. Your buddy got me about three miles ago.
I had the same thing happen years ago due to a taillight being out. "Do you know your taillight is out?" "I didn't until I was pulled over for it ten minutes ago."
I want peas.
FIFA or PES 2017?
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I can heed the call again.
Heed! Pants! NOWWWWWW!