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Status Updates posted by Meacon Keaton

  1. I'm no longer a Donator, but this is Like Thread worthy: Meaconette gave birth to our second baby girl yesterday morning. Both mommy and baby are happy and healthy. :)

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Gazz posted about it in That One Forum to gank your likes.

    3. Rich

      Rich

      YAY! Congrats!

    4. Lineker
  2. I'm not sure I want to live in a world where ElTiburon beats TheBrianJ in Pop Prom.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Don't think you have much to worry about.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      I see some pretty compelling evidence saying otherwise.

    4. ThrillhouseMAX

      ThrillhouseMAX

      I'm not sure I want to live in a world where ElTiburon beats- oh wait, I'm ElTiburon. Sup?

  3. Hey, guys!

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    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      I'd love to get rid of this guy, but darn it, I just don't know how!

    3. New Damage

      New Damage

      MINIATURE AMERICAN FLAGS FOR OTHERS!

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      Is your sister legal yet?

  4. I bet CMPunk420, crazy_eyez88, iHole, and Crazy Eyez are all the same person. It's probably Horace222/wwefan45.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You better have cookies, it's not long till you need them for SANTA.

    3. Mountainous Cleavage

      Mountainous Cleavage

      well, iHole's email is crazy_eyez@yahoo, and CMPunk said his PSN was iHole-420. Hmm, you say? :shifty:

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      CMPunk420, you've got the crazy_eyez...

  5. To balance out all the hate that has taken over EWB over the last few days, I just wanted you all to know that I love every single one of you!

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    2. LittleDaniel

      LittleDaniel

      "If SDM and GoGo make the trip over here for Kingof Trios then I'll definitely go.

      But not if it's just LittleDaniel.

      To Hell with him."

      LIES!!!

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Oh come on, LD, that was so two weeks ago. I love you now.

    4. LittleDaniel
  6. Hey, gang. When you're out there today -1 Baddar, be sure to +1 Meacon.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      So the only way to redemption is to do a bold-face lie?! I may not have reputation, sir, but I still have my integrity!

    3. Lineker
    4. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      His kid is genuinely adorable. Also this reminds me of the time TGC reset my post count to zero from about eleven thousand.

  7. I really, really, really hate Comcast.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Only problem I have with Comcast is their tendancy to have random net hiccups.

      Comcast is actually the LEAST evil major provider. AT&T will fuck you over, DirectTV sucks, and Dish Network trains it's employees to lie to you (I know because I used to work in their sales department for a breif period)

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Oh, and Dish Network will track you down and permenently put you on their call list if you so much as visit their website and put any information in it. I shit you not, and this is apparently legal.

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Even if you specifically say you're NOT interested I should add...

  8. Does anybody trade on here? And if so, who is your online broker? And yeah, I'm well aware I'm asking for a ton of sarcastic comments...

  9. Is the Stone Cold podcast with Triple H worth a listen?

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    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      He did say a handful of dumb things, i.e. "there's nobody on the roster that every demographic likes." DANIEL BRYAN IS RIGHT THERE, GUY.

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Daniel Bryan cannot be the answer to everything.

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      Except... he actually is. That's what is SO mind boggling.

  10. Everytime I think someone is not guilty, they're found guilty. Everytime I think someone is guilty, they're found not guilty. Jury duty doesn't sound like it's for me.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It says quite a bit about her, but not relative to a murder charge...

    3. Fait Accompli

      Fait Accompli

      Basically, yeah. But the prosecution tried using it to spark emotion.

    4. Pesci

      Pesci

      jury duty is the most frustrating thing in the world. people are idiots

  11. Is today 'Moron Day'?

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    2. Hickey

      Hickey

      That one stings. :(

    3. Rich

      Rich

      thats the AIDS, or something...

    4. Hickey

      Hickey

      I haven't even told my girlfriend about that yet. :/

  12. Going under the gas again to have a hernia pushed back into my belly this morning. If I die while under, I want @Gazz to have first dibs on my Nintendo tapes.

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    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Please don't die! Please don't die! Please don't die!

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I'm ok! Still a bit high from the anesthesia and pain meds. :o

    4. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      HE'S HARDCORE! HE'S HARDCORE!

  13. Alright, Wiffle Ballers, Week One results are posted!

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You're already won me with your wit, C.

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      I read it as Waffle Billers

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I like you, too, Maxx. I like everyone, but Ellis!

  14. READY! DOWN! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!

  15. I'm in a good mood today. Do NOT ruin it.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      With my penis.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      By using it to have sex with her.

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      More like ruining your penis.

  16. Hey, Maxx, accept my friendship, asshole. :/

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It's quite the catch-22.

    3. Maxx

      Maxx

      I had no idea who you were. Still don't. >_>

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      He's an asshole! What an asshole!

  17. Yeah, but...who was kicked off Celebrity Apprentice?

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    2. Meacon Keaton
    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Pssh, Hope needed to go. Can't have people who aren't super-eccentric still on the show at this point.

    4. tristy

      tristy

      President Obama lied.

  18. Hate's such a strong word. Can't we just say we very much dislike things, guys?

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    2. Lj.

      Lj.

      Neato even, peachy keen why dontcha.

    3. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Hate is a strong word, But I really really really don't like you, now that it's over, I don't even know what I liked about you

    4. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Wow, I listen to the same bad music as SRR, apparently.

  19. No WWE PPV and no TNA PPV? What a lame ass Sunday night.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Bunch of cheats is what they are.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      We were rather spoilt last month with the PPV...

    4. Fait Accompli

      Fait Accompli

      As a New Yorker, I'm only watching the World Series for one reason: Brian Wilson...FACT.

  20. Does anyone want to play Fantasy Football that isn't already in the EWB League A or B?

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    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      Isn't he already in the A league though?

    3. Universal

      Universal

      I'm not in a EWB fantasy football league, no.

    4. Maxx

      Maxx

      MEACON YOU SON OF A BITCH

  21. CSAMH is on the clock in the EWB Parks & Rec Basketball Draft!

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    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      Ha, yeah he is.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      It's true, Ruki is very fat. He's so fat he's right behind you.

    4. Ruki

      Ruki

      I swear to god, I am going to eat all of your food and you are going to starve to death.

  22. Ready? Down! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      I can just imagine that in the huddle. "I Right 44 Smash on 26. Ready? BREAK!"

    3. jupiterhill

      jupiterhill

      QB Sack- Derrick Thomas!

    4. JasonM

      JasonM

      Bo Jackson, all freaking day!

  23. American Males!

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    2. LL!

      LL!

      Egyptian Asexuals

    3. everton

      everton

      Chinese Metrosexuals

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      I wish my Slovakian ex was a bisexual. That would of been wonderful...

  24. @Hibs4wwe TGC = The Great Catsby #themoreyouknow

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