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Meacon Keaton

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  1. Is the Stone Cold podcast with Triple H worth a listen?

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    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      He did say a handful of dumb things, i.e. "there's nobody on the roster that every demographic likes." DANIEL BRYAN IS RIGHT THERE, GUY.

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Daniel Bryan cannot be the answer to everything.

    4. Nerf

      Nerf

      Except... he actually is. That's what is SO mind boggling.

  2. Hotdog! Hotdog! Hot-diggity-dog!

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      NOW WE GOT EARS IT'S TIME FOR CHEERS

    2. Hobo
  3. How do you talk to Kurt Angle?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      By being obtuse.

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      You tell him he's acute Angle?

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Well first of all you have to get his attention, so you say "Right, Angle".

  4. I ate a gum drop! I ate a gum drop! I ate a gum drop! I ate a gum drop! PERSONALITY!

    1. Thrilla

      Thrilla

      Ask not what your gum drop can do for you.

  5. As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Hey Meac, did you know Penguins don't fly either?

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      It was like the turkeys were organizing.

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Imagine if THAT is what Jim Ross said during King of the Ring 1998.

  6. I will puncha yo buns

    1. SRN

      SRN

      If yo an evil witch, I will puncha fo fun!

    2. Benji

      Benji

      Ahma' Buff Baby who can dance like a man! I can shake'a my fanny, I can shake'a my cans! I'm a tough tootin' baby who can punch'a your buns! Puncha's your buns! I can punch'a your buns! If you're an evil witch I will punch you for fun!

  7. That's not a spider! That's just a big hole!

  8. All about that bass fishin'

    1. badotori

      badotori

      Bass fishin', no turbot.

  9. I learned all I know about sex from Ted Talks.

    1. Benji

      Benji

      So now you can wee in her bum?

  10. It's ok if you giggle, while your best friend tickles your pickle.

  11. Ya cow-huggin' Historian!

  12. Ready? Down! HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT!

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      I can just imagine that in the huddle. "I Right 44 Smash on 26. Ready? BREAK!"

    3. jupiterhill

      jupiterhill

      QB Sack- Derrick Thomas!

    4. JasonM

      JasonM

      Bo Jackson, all freaking day!

  13. Happy 29th birthday to Jordan Snow's ginumbus cock!

  14. His mudda was a mudder.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      And his mudda was a trucker.

    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      Oh she loves the slop!

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      His mudda was a mudder!?

  15. These boots are made for bootin'.

  16. Clever girl

    1. MDK

      MDK

      Why don't you piss off back to Romford?

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Something something the DEMON the DEMON Kane.

  17. I'm-a have ya' nekkid by da' end of dis song

  18. Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody walk The Dinosaur!

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      That always reminds me of Bob Hoskins in a Mario-themed leisure suit dancing with a fat lady in rocket boots who was a fish.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Oh, Sousa, I'm so so sorry. That was not my intention. :(

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      No, it's fine. It's... it's fine.

      :(

  19. Open the door, get on the floor. Everybody do The Dinosaur!

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