Noah
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That horrible moment when you realise you rank lower than JTH on EWB
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From the silence I guess nobody cares about MVP.
Could I make being Hardcore Holly's number 1 fan work?
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Yeah, go with Holly. MVP used to be cool, but something happened. I think its called the TNA effect.
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How about being the favourite of only one of Los Matadores? Like, you're all for Diego, if only he could split from that arsehole Fernando.
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Emile Heskey, noted goalscorer.
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Emile Heskey has more England U-21 caps than Messi ever will.
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Emile Heskey, gentle and thorough lover.
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Emile Heskey, gentle and thorough lover.
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I bet Larz is really The Grog. Hard to trust a Dutchman.
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Do you smell what The Grog is tokin'?
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TBF, this is classic double account behaviour. "I don't know to whom you are referring. I am definitely not that person."
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I am pretty sure Sousa is The Grog.
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Who is EWB's quintessential poster?
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I was hoping this was going to be some sort of game show.
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A 32 year old black man who still lives on the streets.
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Javert
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Rich, apparently so thin he's invisible. It's like he's the anti-Ruki.
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Can't be that.
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Who are you to doubt El Gazzy?
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He is magnetic guys, but remember, magnets also repel things, just like Gazz
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and Hitler takes a flaming chair to the spine, in what will surely go down in history as one of Wrestlemania's greatest moments!
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Hitler is a hashtag heel
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#mahbad
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Reich is on a roll, Reich is on a roll
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A guest is currently viewing a 7 year old diary. Thus ends the pointless active user report.
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why does it make the list pointless though?
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The list isn't pointless, I like it. What's pointless is my mentioning it via status.
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gotcha
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Do I get a warning if I call @The Handsome Luchadore a poo-head?
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Quite Elise, no need to be a MrsPotatoHead
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You can say goodbye to your daily "likes", that's for sure.
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I'll give you a warning if you don't call him a poohead.
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Only 4 more posts until I overtake Universal on the members list! The final task on the list of becoming greater than the legend that is Universal!
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I can't like Lineker's comment. Pretend I did.
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Okay!
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Watch out David Marrio, I'm coming for your post count next!
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Is there any point to getting Minecraft on the PS3? I never really thought much of the game, until I started watching videos from RedDash16 on youtube(his dalek mod series in particular is awesome). Now I kind of want to play it but if I get it on the PC it'd just become one of many games I want to play and that I probably wont get around to playing. If I got it on the PS3 however, it'd probably be top of the list and I'd have plenty of time to play it. However if the PS3 version...
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PS3 is limited but it's simple. You don't have to remember every crafting recipe, it's impossible to get lost forever and you don't have to worry about setting the game up, just load and play. Plus if you're on PS3 I might be able to help you sometime if you play online
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All good guys
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I ended up gettting it. Just got paid and the day at work had been wet and miserable, so I thought, what the hell?
These updates are taking forever to download, for realtively small size ones.
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Saw someone online who was convinced that the singer JoJo was Steph and Trips daughter. Wrestling fans are fun.
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Haha no, him having a kid with another woman had something to do with that.
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Is the kid old enough to challenge Carlito?
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Nope, not even close.
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I hate every poster I see, from -A- to zrc.
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No, you'll never make a pizzamonkey out of meeeeeeeee.
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Technically, he doesn't hate me since my original name is - Matt -, and "- " should come before "-A"
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Oh my God, I was wrong! DiGrind was Sousa all along!
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I dare you to unlock this status!
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Ok! So do you like Mary from Algerba class? Not like. I mean like like. You know. Like?
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I know you Yanks say Math instead of Maths, but do you also say Algerba instead of Algebra?
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Yeah like-like like.
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What crawled up your anus and died?
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Lemmiwinks.
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Lemmiwinks
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Jesus Christ
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I'm trying to keep up with the Hogan/Andre story. Was Andre 9 or 10ft?
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Please. Vince totally exaggerated that figure. It was actually 249,996.
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There were no other matches on the card that night, everyone came solely for that match.
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Andre also weighed 10 tons at the time and Hogan still managed to press slam him over his head.
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Now that Brenchill is rich, how long before he buys EWB?
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James is no Devon.
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He's certainly no D'Lo Brown.
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Nobody is as wonderful as Mr Brown.
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What kind of world is it, when Merlin gets cancelled but a Charlie Sheen-less Two & a Half Men remains popular and on the air?
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To be fair, Merlin was going absolutely nowhere.
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Benji is right but I mentioned Sheen-less to pretty much say that if there was ever anything that made the show even close to redeemable, it's gone and yet it's more popular now than it has been in years
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Sadly stoke is right to
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Who will challenge Ellis?
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Me too.
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Carlito.
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Nathan Jones
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My game just screwed me!
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Was it consensual?
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In soviet Russia, game screw you!
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Don't tell Stephanie.
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Everybody on this board should change their username to some slight variation on Brenchill.
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*be
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Can I Machismo?!
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One can only Machismo if one truly believes they can in their heart.
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Seen a good price on Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition. Should I get it? *ponders the philosophical implications*
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Yes, yes it does.
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Never heard of that. What's in the Ultimate Edition?
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The Ultimate Edition includes all four mission expansion add-on packs—Dead Money, Honest Hearts, Old World Blues and Lonesome Road—along with two additional DLC packs—Courier’s Stash and Gun Runners Arsenal—that increase the range of unique weapons, weapon mods, ammo types and recipes waiting to be uncovered in the vast Mojave Wasteland.
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Now that Tupac Watson and Kaney have decided to form a tag team, who will challenge them?
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Future Keith is going to steal Strings from Present Keith and cause a rift in the K-time continuum.
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Sousa, I've got some bad news for you...
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Abuh?
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What is it with right wing nut jobs and their terribly uncreative spins on the name Obama that they think they are the wittiest people on earth for using? I remember us discussing Obummer before and the latest one appears to be Obola.
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Wonkette calls him B. Barry Bamz and it cracks me up for some reason.
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What an Obama-nation!
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We are The Nation! Obama-Nation!
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Это хорошо голосование за Грегором
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Грегор любовь, Грегор жизнь
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Yvan eht nioj.
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Gregor is best choice for beating of the Rusev.
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I dare a mod to unlock this status!
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Up yours Ellis.
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And thus, I have created an eternal loop of unlocking and re-locking. Enjoy.
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I'm above the law.