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  1. That horrible moment when you realise you rank lower than JTH on EWB :(

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      From the silence I guess nobody cares about MVP.

      Could I make being Hardcore Holly's number 1 fan work?

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Yeah, go with Holly. MVP used to be cool, but something happened. I think its called the TNA effect.

    4. Purple!

      Purple!

      How about being the favourite of only one of Los Matadores? Like, you're all for Diego, if only he could split from that arsehole Fernando.

  2. Emile Heskey, noted goalscorer.

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Emile Heskey has more England U-21 caps than Messi ever will.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Emile Heskey, gentle and thorough lover.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Emile Heskey, gentle and thorough lover.

  3. I bet Larz is really The Grog. Hard to trust a Dutchman.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Do you smell what The Grog is tokin'?

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      TBF, this is classic double account behaviour. "I don't know to whom you are referring. I am definitely not that person."

    4. SRN

      SRN

      I am pretty sure Sousa is The Grog.

  4. Who is EWB's quintessential poster?

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      I was hoping this was going to be some sort of game show.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      A 32 year old black man who still lives on the streets.

    4. kaya
  5. Rich, apparently so thin he's invisible. It's like he's the anti-Ruki.

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    2. Lineker
    3. Noah

      Noah

      Who are you to doubt El Gazzy?

    4. Rich

      Rich

      He is magnetic guys, but remember, magnets also repel things, just like Gazz

  6. and Hitler takes a flaming chair to the spine, in what will surely go down in history as one of Wrestlemania's greatest moments!

  7. A guest is currently viewing a 7 year old diary. Thus ends the pointless active user report.

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    2. kliq

      kliq

      why does it make the list pointless though?

    3. Noah

      Noah

      The list isn't pointless, I like it. What's pointless is my mentioning it via status.

    4. kliq
  8. Do I get a warning if I call @The Handsome Luchadore a poo-head?

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      Quite Elise, no need to be a MrsPotatoHead

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      You can say goodbye to your daily "likes", that's for sure.

    4. Lineker

      Lineker

      I'll give you a warning if you don't call him a poohead.

  9. Only 4 more posts until I overtake Universal on the members list! The final task on the list of becoming greater than the legend that is Universal!

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    2. Benji

      Benji

      I can't like Lineker's comment. Pretend I did.

    3. Lineker
    4. Noah

      Noah

      Watch out David Marrio, I'm coming for your post count next!

  10. Is there any point to getting Minecraft on the PS3? I never really thought much of the game, until I started watching videos from RedDash16 on youtube(his dalek mod series in particular is awesome). Now I kind of want to play it but if I get it on the PC it'd just become one of many games I want to play and that I probably wont get around to playing. If I got it on the PS3 however, it'd probably be top of the list and I'd have plenty of time to play it. However if the PS3 version...

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    2. =BK=

      =BK=

      PS3 is limited but it's simple. You don't have to remember every crafting recipe, it's impossible to get lost forever and you don't have to worry about setting the game up, just load and play. Plus if you're on PS3 I might be able to help you sometime if you play online :P

    3. Noah
    4. Noah

      Noah

      I ended up gettting it. Just got paid and the day at work had been wet and miserable, so I thought, what the hell?

      These updates are taking forever to download, for realtively small size ones. :(

  11. Saw someone online who was convinced that the singer JoJo was Steph and Trips daughter. Wrestling fans are fun.

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    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Haha no, him having a kid with another woman had something to do with that.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Is the kid old enough to challenge Carlito?

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Nope, not even close.

  12. I hate every poster I see, from -A- to zrc.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      No, you'll never make a pizzamonkey out of meeeeeeeee.

    3. Matt

      Matt

      Technically, he doesn't hate me since my original name is - Matt -, and "- " should come before "-A" :D

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Oh my God, I was wrong! DiGrind was Sousa all along!

  13. I dare you to unlock this status!

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Ok! So do you like Mary from Algerba class? Not like. I mean like like. You know. Like?

    3. Dingle

      Dingle

      I know you Yanks say Math instead of Maths, but do you also say Algerba instead of Algebra?

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Yeah like-like like.

  14. I'm trying to keep up with the Hogan/Andre story. Was Andre 9 or 10ft?

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Please. Vince totally exaggerated that figure. It was actually 249,996.

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      There were no other matches on the card that night, everyone came solely for that match.

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Andre also weighed 10 tons at the time and Hogan still managed to press slam him over his head.

  15. Now that Brenchill is rich, how long before he buys EWB?

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      James is no Devon.

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      He's certainly no D'Lo Brown.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Nobody is as wonderful as Mr Brown.

  16. What kind of world is it, when Merlin gets cancelled but a Charlie Sheen-less Two & a Half Men remains popular and on the air?

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    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      To be fair, Merlin was going absolutely nowhere.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Benji is right but I mentioned Sheen-less to pretty much say that if there was ever anything that made the show even close to redeemable, it's gone and yet it's more popular now than it has been in years :(

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Sadly stoke is right to :(

  17. Everybody on this board should change their username to some slight variation on Brenchill.

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    2. HC
    3. Meacon Keaton
    4. Noah

      Noah

      One can only Machismo if one truly believes they can in their heart.

  18. Seen a good price on Fallout New Vegas Ultimate Edition. Should I get it? *ponders the philosophical implications*

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Yes, yes it does.

    3. whiskers

      whiskers

      Never heard of that. What's in the Ultimate Edition?

    4. Noah

      Noah

      The Ultimate Edition includes all four mission expansion add-on packs—Dead Money, Honest Hearts, Old World Blues and Lonesome Road—along with two additional DLC packs—Courier’s Stash and Gun Runners Arsenal—that increase the range of unique weapons, weapon mods, ammo types and recipes waiting to be uncovered in the vast Mojave Wasteland.

  19. Now that Tupac Watson and Kaney have decided to form a tag team, who will challenge them?

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Future Keith is going to steal Strings from Present Keith and cause a rift in the K-time continuum.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Sousa, I've got some bad news for you...

    4. Kaney
  20. What is it with right wing nut jobs and their terribly uncreative spins on the name Obama that they think they are the wittiest people on earth for using? I remember us discussing Obummer before and the latest one appears to be Obola.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Wonkette calls him B. Barry Bamz and it cracks me up for some reason.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      What an Obama-nation!

    4. Yung Lean

      Yung Lean

      We are The Nation! Obama-Nation!

  21. Это хорошо голосование за Грегором

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Грегор любовь, Грегор жизнь

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Yvan eht nioj.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Gregor is best choice for beating of the Rusev.

  22. I dare a mod to unlock this status!

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    2. Kaney
    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      And thus, I have created an eternal loop of unlocking and re-locking. Enjoy.

    4. Gazz

      Gazz

      I'm above the law.

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