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  1. What does the name Redefine Sick really mean?

    Was he so violently ill once, that his very illness redefined what it means to be sick?

    1. Redefine Sick

      Redefine Sick

      It's my old AIM username. I took it from the name of a music video.

       

       

  2. An AMERICAngle vs Brad Harris feud would be the best of both american presidential elections and wrestling matches.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I'll get to that as soon as I set up the inevitable  Knife Sanchez v. Bart Gellar feud.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Brad Harris is the president and I-3 champion that America deserves!

       

  3. Dental Plan!

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Lisa needs braces!

    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

    4. CobraKaiEnTai
  4. Ruki sat on EWB and broke it.

    1. Ace

      Ace

      The joke wasn't funny on Facebook, and it isn't funny here. 🙄

    2. Noah

      Noah

      I disagree, it's even funnier here.

  5. If only Bobby Lashley was a Bartholomew Higgins Jones guy, he'd be the world's biggest name in wrestling.

  6. Neville and Fat Morales, dream team.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Makes perfect sense, they're both cruiserweights, they're both from England, they're both fat and neither of them has worked in months.

  7. EWB Ranks: Threads started by Azazel

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      EWB Ranks: I-3 Champions

      1. Nathan Jones

      2. Carlito

      3. Everyone else

    2. Noah

      Noah

      How quickly people forget about Sean Morley :(

  8. This status is quite pointless.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      No it's not. It has one right there at the end.

    2. PantherFan22
    3. Noah

      Noah

      The big spoon.

  9. Paul Gross, Canada's greatest national treasure.

    1. Noah
    2. Benji

      Benji

      Brendan Fraser is disappointed, but understands that all people are entitled to their opinions, and he wishes you a great day.

  10. 'Let's talk about Luigi's bulge.' 

    The gaming headline I never thought I'd see.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Ive had limited time on my desktop this week but yes.

    3. PantherFan22

      PantherFan22

      well, you know how you have Duncan v. Cody.. and you wanna bring Lightening! back... Shawat!

      Sierra should be the first to return, perhaps, to help Cody beat Duncan

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Well Lightning might not stick around long. Cant say much more than that.

      If this diary actually lasts long term, you'll see mostly everybody eventually. 

  11. We need a battle royale named for D'Lo Brown.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Maybe someday all the African Americans will get their own WrestleMania battle royal too. :shifty:

  12. @JTHNumbers2018 just told me exclusively that ICW is in danger of going under,  thanks to Fat Morales finding out where catering was.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Yeah I haven't seen a lightweight that fat since Neville. :shifty:

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Neville left the WWE because they slashed his massive chip butty allowance. Granted it was mainly because Vince McMahon didn't know what the fuck a chip butty was.

  13. Vic Steamboat for the hall of fame @JTHNumbers2018?

  14. Did everyone give up on the fantasy premier league competition? Would explain how i was in the top 5 for so long despite barely being able to tip/play any fantasy sports games for the best part of 2 months. I even had Wayne Rooney as one of my front 2 for all that time. <_<

  15. So if I have the last posts in both the dome and the cube does that mean I control the creative control section and therefore have creative control over my EWB contract?

    1. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      It means you have to pick a side or risk being shunned by both villages.

  16. So who has been challenging Nathan Jones lately?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      No one, he's been on vacation or in jail or something

      Nah, just been doing some work on the website that's been put off too long and is taking longer than expected. I wanted to actually do Fabulous February Fight Fest in February for once (now I'm only booking 11 months in the future instead of 12 or more), but a lot of stuff came up. It will be coming very soon along with the next I-3 Title Electorate, so stay tuned, same EWB time, same EWB chan---err, forum.

       

  17. Game over man, game over. :crying:

  18. It seems Ivan Koloff has now died.

    Man it's been a bad couple of days for wrestling deaths. :(

  19. Sometimes you want to go, where everybody hates your face

  20. I was watching cinema sins look at the Killing Joke and some weirdo in the comments was a little defensive about their criticism saying that at least it was nowhere near bad as The Force Awakens 'with that op bitch Rey.'

    Besides being wrong about TFA being bad, it's also a rather weird comparison to make.

  21. 2016 claimed one last celebrity victim, with the passing of William Christopher on New Years Eve.

    Best known as Father Mulcahy on M*A*S*H.

    One last time. Fuck 2016!

  22. Darth Vader has denied being ‘Dark Lord of the Sith’ and said he self-identifies as a leading light of the Alt-Jedi movement today.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Still better than Leia with all her deleted holographic recordings and the 8 years of misery under Kenobi who probably wasn't even born here #thanksobiwan #makestarwarsgreatagain

    2. OctoberRaven
  23. North Dakota smells funny.

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