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SeanDMan

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  1. Ms. Paton is out at work, I need a PPV to watch. Suggestions?

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      It's okay, honey. You might have had a bad day, but it wasn't nearly as bad as BADD BLOOD.

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  2. Ms. Paton is out at work, I need a PPV to watch. Suggestions?

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      I misread this and thought that your wife was out of work (aka fired) and you were going to cheer her up with a pay per view. Which... seemed an interesting idea.

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  3. Just gave my two weeks notice. Without any plan. I'm so dumb.

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      Sometimes you need to make a change so bad it doesn't matter what you're changing into. Spend some time reflecting on who you are and then spend a bit more reflecting on who you want to be. Once you know, go.

      It won't be easy, but hopefully you end up in a better place.

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  4. Anyone interested to join a jackbox party pack 3 game right now?

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      Murder Party is always the wrong choice. Fuck Murder Party.

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  5. I have been on EWB for far too long and it's generally a good place, but EWB memes can really have a deleterious effect on life sometimes.

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      Example: Watching The Mandalorian, and there's Werner Herzog. He tells me "Bounty Hunting is a complicated profession", but I wait for him to add, "and you know what else is complicated? Wrestlemania".

      But he never does. :(

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  6. Happy birthday if you are still alive.

  7. Son, I'm 30
    I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty
    And I don't have a decent bone in me
    What you get is just what you see yeah

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      She had a decent bone in her though, for at least four minutes.

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  8. Is there a membership I can buy or something to make ads go away on Twitch?

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      You can sub to a performer or you can sub to Twitch in general, depending on how you use Twitch.

  9. Happy birthday, grandma*!

    *ignoring t' fact that there's only a 6 1/2 year difference >_>

  10. AH WILL STONE YOU, STONE YOU
    MAH LITTLE HALO

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      Stone... cold?

      Stone cold?

      Stone... ? Cold?

  11. Is Dominion 5 and a half hours?!? Am I watching the right thing?

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      Did you watch all of it? We were a bit sad you weren't around with us to smark out in GoGo's synctube.

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  12. I had Chipotle (the food chain, not the pepper) today. It was remarkably average. Also, I've had bread that's got a higher Scoville than their so-called 'hot' sauce.

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      It's interesting because I'd always heard about the myth of Chipotle but I tried it and really didn't see what was special about it.

      It wasn't even like an In N Out where it's like "yeah, okay, I sort of get this" even if you think it's overhyped, Chipotle was just really average and overpriced.

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  13. Undertaker with the tattoos.

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      This is the worst game of clue ever.

  14. I like Jesus but he loves me, so it's awkward

  15. You're not gonna believe this, he killed 16 Czechoslovakians, guy was an interior decorator

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      Really? Cause his house looked like shit.

  16. after sex with jeff hardy are you supposed to shout "BROTHER NERO, I KNEW YOU'D COME"?

  17. Big Show's Dad.

    1. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      Do you think Big Show's dad turns on him frequently?

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