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Schlitzbrille

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Status Updates posted by Schlitzbrille

  1. My first act as Supreme God-King of Earth is to ban the usage of angry-eye treatments on Jeeps.

  2. Remember, it could be worse: You could live in the ASOIAF universe with a name like Dale or Earl.

  3. Wildfire can't melt stone beams.

    The Sept of Baelor was an inside job #WAKEUP

  4. BRB buying a Windows tablet to browse EWB on a tablet in Tabletop Simulator on a tablet.

  5. Note to most, if not all people in the market for a new truck: Be original and don't buy the four-door version of it.

  6. What is hype may never die, but rises again, hyper and stronger.

  7. Church bells ringing? Perfect time for Light of the Seven.

  8. ...and THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED.

    1. MDK

      MDK

      WE'RE GONNA SCORE ONE MORE THAN YOU

  9. If they live, they're fairies; if they don't, I HAVE TENURE

  10. There's a lot of people turning 48 today :shifty:

  11. How dead is Vilhelm Baconshield?

  12. Heh. So apparently Tom Araya and Vader attended the same high school.

  13. YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE :(

  14. @Rich is a plebe now we need your business skills back ASAP.

  15. We need a Presidential candidate who has no sympy for terrorism.

     

    SCOTT STEINER 2016

  16. I keep forgetting my brother Sousa is a filthy plebe now. :(

    Come back please, Vilhelm Baconshield needs to continue his glorious tale.

  17. I love y'all for putting up with my emo phase. :wub:

  18. Lost interest in this status update, my browser took so long to load it. Something about inviting Jason Myers to boot himself in a private area. We apologize for the inconvienence.

  19. I keep confusing Srar and thatshortguy with one another. :(

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    2. thatshortguy

      thatshortguy

      True fact on Tristy.  He called me Christopher for a while.

      As for the Undisputed Cubs Fan, she's got me beat.

    3. apsham

      apsham

      It's the blue and the Cubs thing - it totally happened to me too.

    4. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I think we need to have a talk about the birds and the bee's if that's the fact.

  20. Sign the hell up for Secret Santa V:The Srarpire Strikes Back.

  21. Of course Walmart gives me the option to buy 25 pounds of Reese's Pieces. USA! USA! USA!

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Only 25 pounds? That's Canadian, at best.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      When I say US, you say A!

      US

    3. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      A, US-A Corporal Kirschner! Remember yah paunk, I call you a punk!

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