Schlitzbrille
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What are some of The Undertaker's most unremarkable matches?
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If you don't mind, I'm putting that in my sig.
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12 comments and no one has mentioned any of his matches with Khali yet?
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Well....there was the Punjabi Prision, which was only remarkable because he was taken out of the match.
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Oddest place you've ever accessed EWB from is....?
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On the toilet.
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In the ass.
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Inside a turd.
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Let's discuss Britani Knight.
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Hmm. She seems adoreable, but also looks like a 12 year old.
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12 seems a little low. 14/15 Myspace girl, perhaps.
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Teehee ....MySpace
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How do I talk in the second person?
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Explain yourself from the eyes of a spectator...
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You whisper into their butt.
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Speak to yourself in a mirror.
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I keep confusing Srar and thatshortguy with one another.
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True fact on Tristy. He called me Christopher for a while.
As for the Undisputed Cubs Fan, she's got me beat.
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It's the blue and the Cubs thing - it totally happened to me too.
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I think we need to have a talk about the birds and the bee's if that's the fact.
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That feel when you realize that your favorite TV shows consist primarily of shows intended for pre-schoolers.
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The word is feeling. Stop it.
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I agree with Skummy.
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Unless of course we are talking about that Tom Waits song.
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Watching the 1999 Royal Rumble, and DEAR LORD THIS MATCH IS ANNOYING THE PISS OUT OF ME.
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Big Bossman winning would have made it the best of Rumbles.
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No, it is THE worse.
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I've finished it, and I never wanna watch it again.
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I don't know how my wrestling news site of choice knows I'm into Asian women, and quite frankly, I don't want to know how either.
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SCIENCE!
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Porn cookies
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Update:
It now knows I'm into Ukranian women.
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ROMAN REIGNS!
THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST PECS!-
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I thought Skummy was the bassist for Metallica?
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THE GUY WHO HAS LOTS OF SEX
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He kicked Skummy out of Metallica.
HIS COUSIN'S A MOVIE STAR.
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Delaware isn't real. Change my mind.
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Of course Walmart gives me the option to buy 25 pounds of Reese's Pieces. USA! USA! USA!
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While looking for stuff on my laptop's hard drive to delete, I came across a short story I abandoned long ago. It was about a socialist coconut.
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This is a status update. This is a follow-up to my initial statement. This is the third sentence in this status. Panties.
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I shoulda put on a tinfoil hat before logging onto Facebook today.
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I heard that Joe Flacco was on here earlier and called me unphotogenic.
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If my sig isn't obvious enough, I am a Babymetal fan.
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Word on the streets is that The Handsome Luchadore should watch Daredevil.
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Pants.
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Things belonging to AJ Lee that you constantly talk about wanting to get inside?
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Let me check with t' judges....yes. Would have also accepted Paige/Britani Knight as an answer....but really, I posted this because I was bored, waiting for Jeopardy to come on, and had a PS Vita in my hands at t' time.
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Is t-he "t'" word filter an obscure joke I'm unaware of?
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Lost interest in this status update, my browser took so long to load it. Something about inviting Jason Myers to boot himself in a private area. We apologize for the inconvienence.
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No U
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...and THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED.
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WE'RE GONNA SCORE ONE MORE THAN YOU
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