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ROMAN REIGNS!
THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST PECS!- Show previous comments 1 more
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I thought Skummy was the bassist for Metallica?
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THE GUY WHO HAS LOTS OF SEX
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He kicked Skummy out of Metallica.
HIS COUSIN'S A MOVIE STAR.
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Word on the streets is that The Handsome Luchadore should watch Daredevil.
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If my sig isn't obvious enough, I am a Babymetal fan.
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Hello EWB. Has ESPN told you all how fantastic I am and the greatest quarterback in NFL history? I totally don't have issues with insecurity or anything.
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Someone decided that cranberry mustard had to exist. Probably the same mindset also makes mango coconut water acceptable.
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I AM THE BOX GHOST! I have power over all things cardboard and SQUARE! This Sunday, I am going to CONTAIN the hopes and dreams of all 29 other competitors as I toss them out, one by one...........BEWARE!
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I heard that Joe Flacco was on here earlier and called me unphotogenic.
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That moment when I figured out that there's enough Gatorade at work to make a one-man fort.
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I will not do it over here/I will not do it over there/I will not do it in the sky/I will not do it while making a pie/I will not, I will not accept your invite to play Facebook games, Sam I Am.
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How do I talk in the second person?
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Explain yourself from the eyes of a spectator...
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You whisper into their butt.
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Speak to yourself in a mirror.
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Watched the fourth Harry Potter movie earlier, and DEAR GOD MOANING MYRTLE WANTED TO DO THINGS WITH HARRY.
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Watching the 1999 Royal Rumble, and DEAR LORD THIS MATCH IS ANNOYING THE PISS OUT OF ME.
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Big Bossman winning would have made it the best of Rumbles.
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No, it is THE worse.
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I've finished it, and I never wanna watch it again.
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While looking for stuff on my laptop's hard drive to delete, I came across a short story I abandoned long ago. It was about a socialist coconut.
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Oddest place you've ever accessed EWB from is....?
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On the toilet.
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In the ass.
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Inside a turd.
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That feel when you realize that your favorite TV shows consist primarily of shows intended for pre-schoolers.
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The word is feeling. Stop it.
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I agree with Skummy.
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Unless of course we are talking about that Tom Waits song.
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If elected Pope, I promise to banish Rob Dyrdek to the lowest rung of the firey pits of hell where his kind belong.