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Schlitzbrille

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  1. Boredom led to me playing Wrestling Empire. While refereeing accidentally knocked totally not Rey Mysterio off the top rope, injured and "did not survive injuries", 11/10 would murder while refereeing again.

  2. RealHotLook almost made me miss Kirkland. Almost. 

  3. How come the Three Little Pigs never warned Little Red Riding Hood about the Big Bad Wolf? Was it because of what happened to the Boy Who Cried Wolf?

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      The destruction of the Three Little Pig's houses was an inside job #WAKEUP

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  4. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what's for dinner. Freedom is keeping your rights even if 99 out of 100 people vote against it. Which sounds more like America to you?

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Whichever one lets me shoot my pewpews in peace. <_<

  5. Once I get my work caught up there's a good chance I'll actually do the gd Fire Emblem diary, now with all the DLC.

    (Please note, what I really wanna do is a Three Houses Mafia, it's basically perfectly set up for that.)

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I am, of course, interpreting this as U GON DIE III is confirmed.

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  6. I'm a massive bell. BONG. BONG. BONG.

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Shame.
      Shame. 
      Shame.

      Dingaling.

  7. Happy birthday to me!!!!!!!

     

     

     

    and @Emperor DCand @uwosashley I guess. 

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Now give yourself a nice present by challenging for the I-3 Championship.

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  8. No longer a donator, probably until payday. Non-donator EWB is weird and scary to me.

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Now I"m gonna talk about you in the non-existent secret section for non-proles.



       

      Spoiler

      I will do no such thing, you're good peoples.

       

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  9. I'm bad at NFL season simulators because I always play as the Bills and only sign people named Cody.

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Clearly, Bill Cody is your ticket to handegg immortality.

  10. What if Tanahashi's theme is actually saying "NO EGGS!", due to his dislike of omelettes?

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Set his relationship with Wykradly Mumps to Hate.

  11. ROB VAN DAM

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      *BOODLELOODLELOODLELOODLE*
      THE WHOLE F'N SHOW

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  12. GUYS DO NOT VOTE OUT SOUSA BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY SAID/DID IN THEIR LIFE; YOU MAY NOT AGREE BUT LET'S ALL BE ADULTS HERE AND JUST IGNORE THE COMMENTS. OKAY?

  13. Few things bug me more than "anti-chemical" advertising.

    Literally everything is made of chemicals.

    Water is a chemical.

    Just because you can't spell something doesn't mean it's bad for you.

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I dunno, dihydrogen monoxide kills if you ingest too much. Also, where do you stand on organic sea salt?

  14. If @HarshMillennium isn't actually harsh, does that mean @The Handsome Luchadore isn't actually handsome?

    It's still real to me damn it. :crying:

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Unlike certain people *cough*RPS*cough*, I maintain kayfabe.

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  15. Life on EWB sucks when you're not Orange.

  16. Happy anniversary!

    The Big Un in Wigan

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I'm not fooled by his bland clothes, bland haircut, or his bland valet.

  17. Today is one of those days where I ask, "how do I downgrade my firefox?"

  18. Dear NFL, have players kneel all you want. I agree with their cause. But pre-empt Jeopardy? Especially the TOC? With a goddamn pre-game show?! You're dead to me now.

  19. What is the most offensive pro wrestling name of all time? I'm genuinely curious <_<

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