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Schlitzbrille

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Status Updates posted by Schlitzbrille

  1. The announcement of Bruno Sammartino going into the WWE Hall of Fame apparently so freaked out my laptop that it contracted the FBI Moneypak virus. Everything's working fine now.

  2. I shoulda put on a tinfoil hat before logging onto Facebook today.

  3. Can't think of a better time than now to find out if I have Jedi powers.

  4. Cinnamon roll flavored yogurt, where have you been all my life?

  5. "The music video for Mein Land is boogeytastic weirdness.

  6. Hmmmm...what should I talk about with this status update?

  7. What are some of The Undertaker's most unremarkable matches?

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    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      If you don't mind, I'm putting that in my sig.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      12 comments and no one has mentioned any of his matches with Khali yet?

    4. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Well....there was the Punjabi Prision, which was only remarkable because he was taken out of the match.

  8. This is a status update. This is a follow-up to my initial statement. This is the third sentence in this status. Panties.

  9. I don't know how my wrestling news site of choice knows I'm into Asian women, and quite frankly, I don't want to know how either.

  10. Let's discuss Britani Knight.

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    2. apsham

      apsham

      Hmm. She seems adoreable, but also looks like a 12 year old.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      12 seems a little low. 14/15 Myspace girl, perhaps.

    4. Schlitzbrille
  11. The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.

  12. Pants.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Things belonging to AJ Lee that you constantly talk about wanting to get inside?

    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Let me check with t' judges....yes. Would have also accepted Paige/Britani Knight as an answer....but really, I posted this because I was bored, waiting for Jeopardy to come on, and had a PS Vita in my hands at t' time.

  13. Is t-he "t'" word filter an obscure joke I'm unaware of?

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      Bananarama Randygrandma's out of t' loop!

    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      ^Thank you guys for making me laugh. :D

  14. TheGreatestAmericanSousa made my day yesterday.

  15. Anybody want some applesauce?

  16. "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe – I believe what I believe is right."

  17. Question about your sig:

    What song from Behemoth is that from? I'll have to check it out.

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