Kyle

Week One: Everton Week Two: Brighton

Week One: Everton I am ready to be hurt.

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Pirlo has seen things.

Kenwright and Moshiri next, followed by an influx of competent leadership coming in. A boy can dream.

Game on for the first time since the 12th second.

This City team terrifies me. Also we no longer hold the record for fastest goal in an FA Cup final.

That's enough football for a few months now, nice one.

Abdoulaye Doucoure might just have written his name in Everton legend with that strike. Ask me again in half an hour, obviously.

My blood pressure is through the roof here.

Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby.

I am really gonna need Leicester and Leeds to shit the bed, that point has done nothing to reassure me that we'll be in this league next season.

I'm also back on my Overwatch bullshit after deleting it for about six months. I still suck.

So The View are the best of friends, I see.

I am exhausted but this is my current squad so I've got this going for me.

Decided to pick up FUT again after giving up during the World Cup. Working on grinding the 93 Lampard from objectives, and have managed to pack TOTS Kane and TOTS Moments Son, so my team is pretty set.

DCL is back from injury! Can't wait for him to reinjure himself within half a game.

And the running theme of Everton managers failing upwards continues.

A phenomenal point rescued by Everton. Yay.

In a true baptism by fire, Ellis Simms starts up top for us tonight.

I'm not sure how excited I am to watch us trundle to at best a 1-0 defeat today.

Apologies, had a super busy couple of weeks, good thing I was basically already mathematically eliminated. Week One: Peterborough Week Two: Manchester City Week Three: Hull City Week Four: Liverpool Week Five: Tottenham Week Six: Norwich City Week Seven: Everton Week Eight: Sheffield United Week Nine: Cardiff Week Ten: Blackburn Week Eleven: Chelsea Week Twelve: Leeds Week Thirteen and Fourteen: I'm a silly goose Week Fifteen: Bournemouth