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  1. Jeopardy GOAT >>> WrestleMania

  2. Craziest thing about it all? I don't even have a sister.

  3. No, really! She was pining for her Ford.

  4. My sister bit a moose once...

  5. So... the John Wick movies are comedies right? Parodies of action movies? Because these movies are just comically absurd.

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    2. OctoberRaven


      Well no, but there's a middle ground between realism and Airplane!. And I love Airplane!, I do like the Wick movies, but I just don't think they meant to write Airplane!.

    3. Your Mom's Side Chick

      Your Mom's Side Chick

      They are used to shootouts by now. It's like if you see enough perverts on the train it stops shocking you that people would masturbate in public

    4. K


      they're comic book movies without a comic book

  6. Lance Archer was a judge for a buffalo wing contest.

    When asked about his thoughts about baked wings, he yelled, "EVERYBODY FRIES!"

  7. No Brooklyn Till Sleep.

    1. Sousa


      you've gotta right for the fight

  8. I don't always dream about the game I'm playing. But when I do, it's a strategy game or management sim.

  9. Bizarro is not Superman's evil doppelganger.

    Lobo is.

    1. OctoberRaven


      Superhuman physical abilities, nearly invincible, survivors of a dead planet who have come back from the dead.

      They've even fought to a draw.

  10. Government is like medicine. Some are good, some are bad, many have side effects. Nobody wants to take it, but almost everyone needs it. And while you can certainly die from having too much of it, you can just as easily die from not having enough.

  11. See Owens.

    See Owens Fight.

    Fight, Owens, Fight!

  12. And why is the 'DOOM' in quotation marks?! Is it an ironic doom? Is the doom implied?!

  13. I'm bad at NFL season simulators because I always play as the Bills and only sign people named Cody.

    1. Sand


      Clearly, Bill Cody is your ticket to handegg immortality.

  14. "Can I drive?"


    "Can I have a lollipop?"


  15. 1. Personal Space

    2. Personal Space

    3. Stay Out Of My Personal Space

  16.  IF numCooks > numMaxCooks ; THEN isBrothspoiled == true

  17. But it wasn't a nice day. It was a bit cloudy. Which means he was being very sarcastic.

  18. What if Tanahashi's theme is actually saying "NO EGGS!", due to his dislike of omelettes?

    1. Sand


      Set his relationship with Wykradly Mumps to Hate.

  19. If there's Psycho Bandits/In The Neighborhood/WHO YA GONNA CALL?/VAULT HUNTERS!

  20. Tried Irn-Bru the other day. It was... a drink.

  21. Six trombones is not a parade!

  22. In the year 2525, if mankind can survive, they may find Justin Bieber songs used for ice cream truck jingles.

  23. Few things bug me more than "anti-chemical" advertising.

    Literally everything is made of chemicals.

    Water is a chemical.

    Just because you can't spell something doesn't mean it's bad for you.

    1. Sand


      I dunno, dihydrogen monoxide kills if you ingest too much. Also, where do you stand on organic sea salt?

  24. Hot take: Lucy is a horrible movie with the message that being smart makes you an amoral psychopath who shoots people for not speaking English.

    1. Owen


      That movie's real stupid and real bad.

    2. Sousa


      This isn't a hot take at all, I was sold a bill of goods.

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