OctoberRaven

 If Brian Kendrick comes out with a pot belly pig, does he become The Man With A Ham?

 IF numCooks > numMaxCooks ; THEN isBrothspoiled == true

 Oh fugg! The community chest forclosed on my beef jerky! Joe goes to jail!!

"Are you Freezer?" "...I am *Lord* Freeza, yes." "Oh, good. I'ma deck you in the schnoz."

"Can I drive?"

"No."

"Can I have a lollipop?"

"Yes."

"My name is Aldo Montoya. You pinned my father. Prepare to submit."

"Raiden should be quieter, angrier, and be a cyborg. And when he's not on screen, everyone should be asking 'Where's Raiden?'"

1. Personal Space

2. Personal Space

3. Stay Out Of My Personal Space

A mind cannot be changed. Change my mind.

A New Hope as an infographic: http://swanh.net/

Also, David Beckham is still the antichrist.

Also:

Am the only one who fondly remembers the You Don't Know Jack TV adaptation? Starring Paul Ruebens!

and all the girlies say there was a pretty fly (on a white guy)

And why is the 'DOOM' in quotation marks?! Is it an ironic doom? Is the doom implied?!

As I was going to Derby, 'twas on a market day. I met the finest ram, sir, that ever fed upon hay.

Baby, quit raidin' my heart

Biannual reminder that Daylight Savings Time has nothing to do with farmers, and everything to do with keeping golf courses open.

Bizarro is not Superman's evil doppelganger.

Lobo is.

Braun Strowman is going to open a butcher shop, with the slogan "GET THESE HAMS!"