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I hate it when stray cats decide to hold their fight club in my backyard.
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HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAWSON
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Robert Cat = Bobcat. My name is better :@
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Mine is a pun :@
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Which Ron would you rather not step to: Simmons or Perlman? Discuss.
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Discus?
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McDonald
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McDonald
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So I happened on some soccer on TV, and one of the players looked like a really skinny Wade Barrett. Didn't catch his name though.
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He looked a bit older, but yeah.
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Vade Barröt.
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Bertie Bassett.
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Re: A Bronco Vote
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A Born Toe Cover
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October...O...Raven.
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Rev A Robot Once
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Catherine is a lock for GOTY. That is all.
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What is GOTY?
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Game of the Year.
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Skyrim, Uncharted 3 both coming out this year. Catherine may be fun, but its an afterthought. Is dark souls this year too? Yeah, youre not gunna make top 5
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Holy shit, Brian Kendrick is on TPIR.
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I like to think he spends all his days off going to daytime gameshow tapings.
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The chick who played Mimi could be his manager for enhanced fun.
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Embittered game show contestant? Pretty sure that's already in the John Cena thread in Donator's.
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How old is Elvira? Cause... she's still on TV, and now she's doing Sarah Palin jokes.
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Ok how old are you that you even remember Vampira?
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Old enough to have seen Ed Wood and Plan 9.
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The chiropractor should have won the damn Oscar.
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Dead Rising 2, for when you absolutely must kill a zombie with a steel chair.
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Because I've done it four times and done it twice in the last 4 days. I need to get the annoying piddly crap like use EVERY melee weapon.
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Mindless zombie killing > Acheivement whoring.
That being said, I -do- want to Platinum Fallout 3, if only because I'm close to it anyway.
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Not really. I only need 72000 kills and complete it in co-op and trust me, it's more fun using all the melee weapons than it is driving back and forth and back and forth for six fucking hours in a SUV.
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So tommorrow's Ft Lauderdale Strikers game is going to have the first ball kicked out by HEADBANGER MOSH.
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Hell, with the attendance boost we got, we'll probably play another Brazil team next year too. New stadiums aren't cheap.
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Update: Couldn't get a good pic, but there might be one on the website later.
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Also: SHORE OUT.
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If I wanted to hear a drunk whore butcher Sweet Child O' Mine, I'd go to a karaoke bar.
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I like how she was pretending to be all "sexy rock chick" when Slash was playing the solo, and Slash just stood there ignoring her.
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She can't be a sexy rock chick. She's not sexy, or rocking. Chick? I'm not sure.
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Man? She is
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I just noticed that "Michael Cole" is a possible call name in EA MMA.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand new meme: engage.
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PUT IT ON HIM, SWAGGER, PUT IT ON HIM. PUT IT ON HIM, SWAGGER, PUT IT ON HIM. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, LAWLER? HUH? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? MAKE HIM TAP, SWAGGER! MAKE HIM TAP! TAP OUT, LAWLER! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? HOW DO YOU FEEL, LAWLER?
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, MODERNWAY?
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If you really think about it, Skyrim is about Brexit. The Stormcloaks are Leave voters, the Empire is the EU, and Alduin The World-Destroying Dragon is of course Nigel Farage.
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So there is no Dragonborn?
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Who's the annoying bard that I keep loading up a save on just to murder again and again?
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Boris.
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You do realize you can add your own matches into TEW05, right?
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...Oh yeah. Y'know, these are those moments at which I feel stupid.
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You're just a Whining Wynona.
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That's my trademark. Macho Man had his sunglasses, I have my negative whining .
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The 1960s Batman series is so wonderfully silly.
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The Fonz actually jumped the shark in Happy Days. Batman just repelled one using his anti-shark spray.
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That's not what fourth wall means Jason.
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Batman and Robin climbed sideways up the side of the fourth wall.
And met Lurch.
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I still don't get the Downfall meme. Are we supposed to be ageeing with the rant , or because it's Hitler doing the rant we're supposed to disagree?
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Usually it's intended to mock the views that Hitler is supposed to be saying.
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Surprisingly enough, people who do anti-Cena rants don't always have the finest grasp of the art of comedy.
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The people who create the videos are basically creating a parody of themselves and the insignificance of their ridiculous problems. The lack of self-consciousness in doing this is the only real source of amusement.
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New Kids on the Block are doing a reunion tour. More like Broke Guys On The Road, amirite?
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Wrong Wahlberg.
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Both were.
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If you're going to be a jackass, could you do it somewhere else, please?
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So... the John Wick movies are comedies right? Parodies of action movies? Because these movies are just comically absurd.
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Well no, but there's a middle ground between realism and Airplane!. And I love Airplane!, I do like the Wick movies, but I just don't think they meant to write Airplane!.
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They are used to shootouts by now. It's like if you see enough perverts on the train it stops shocking you that people would masturbate in public
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they're comic book movies without a comic book
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If Cole buys a bottle of especially old wine, and drinks it over the course of a year, when does he start calling it his "Vintage Vintage"?
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Don't forget Japanese.
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Japan is shit. The End.
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Wishes he was Japanese, funny, slim. When did Lukie get a second account?
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In an attempt to make HP Lovecraft stories more popular with today's youth, his estate is going to republish his magnum opus as "Text Message of Cthulhu"
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I get it, because different technology.
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I don't get it.
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Because TECHNOLOGY.
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Without wrestling in the Olympics, what will Kurt Angle pretend to be training for in 2016?
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Sorry.
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Eh, the Tito Ortiz one was better hyped. You didn't hear about Karen wanting to give Brock Lesnar a golden shower.
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olympic powerwalking, with RVD as his coach.
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Only in NASL do refs give red for protesting a balatant shove from behind, but later only a yellow for an intentional elbow. Sigh.
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Also, NASL streams are terrible. They don't have a clock graphic. Seriously. They had to show shots of the stadium's clock.
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Pesci: Yeah, straight red.
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What actually happened?
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Random question to EWBrits: Just curious, but how much do football jerseys cost over there? And do the prices vary much depending on the league the club's in?
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...And looking at their website, the jerseys are listed as $75, what the fuck...
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Sounds about right
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An added 25 bucks on the website doesn't sound right at all. Even if that was with shipping, I've seen TVs shipped for that much.
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I hate fans who think it's okay to talk during a ten-bell salute.
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I hate Oro
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I hate Hickey's name.
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http://www.ewbattleground.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=80248&st=10665 theres a place for you all.
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Figures, the one time I bring a sign, the local fed doesn't do a best sign contest. And everyone agreed it probably would have won too
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I have a girlfriend, Maxx, but she couldn't make it tonight because she's off...saving...lives!...in...Uruguay. She's way hot, though.
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I suspect that Meacon might be hiding his sexuality. His girlfriend is in "U R Gay"? C'mon, Meac, admit your man love!
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He's way hot, though!
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I have given up on my cousin today; she referred to Lemmy as "emo".
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Lemmy of Motorhead? What the fuck is she on?
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No, Lemmy of Lemmy and the Lemons.
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It's because all the Lemmys jump off a cliff on command.