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  1. I hate it when stray cats decide to hold their fight club in my backyard.

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAWSON

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Robert Cat = Bobcat. My name is better :@

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      Mine is a pun :@

  2. So I happened on some soccer on TV, and one of the players looked like a really skinny Wade Barrett. Didn't catch his name though.

  3. Catherine is a lock for GOTY. That is all.

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      What is GOTY?

    3. OctoberRaven
    4. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Skyrim, Uncharted 3 both coming out this year. Catherine may be fun, but its an afterthought. Is dark souls this year too? Yeah, youre not gunna make top 5

  4. Holy shit, Brian Kendrick is on TPIR.

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I like to think he spends all his days off going to daytime gameshow tapings.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      The chick who played Mimi could be his manager for enhanced fun.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Embittered game show contestant? Pretty sure that's already in the John Cena thread in Donator's.

  5. How old is Elvira? Cause... she's still on TV, and now she's doing Sarah Palin jokes.

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    2. =BK=

      =BK=

      Ok how old are you that you even remember Vampira?

    3. Heroin Bob

      Heroin Bob

      Old enough to have seen Ed Wood and Plan 9.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      The chiropractor should have won the damn Oscar.

  6. Dead Rising 2, for when you absolutely must kill a zombie with a steel chair.

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      Because I've done it four times and done it twice in the last 4 days. I need to get the annoying piddly crap like use EVERY melee weapon.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Mindless zombie killing > Acheivement whoring.

      That being said, I -do- want to Platinum Fallout 3, if only because I'm close to it anyway.

    4. Kaney

      Kaney

      Not really. I only need 72000 kills and complete it in co-op and trust me, it's more fun using all the melee weapons than it is driving back and forth and back and forth for six fucking hours in a SUV.

  7. So tommorrow's Ft Lauderdale Strikers game is going to have the first ball kicked out by HEADBANGER MOSH.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Hell, with the attendance boost we got, we'll probably play another Brazil team next year too. New stadiums aren't cheap.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Update: Couldn't get a good pic, but there might be one on the website later.

    4. OctoberRaven
  8. If I wanted to hear a drunk whore butcher Sweet Child O' Mine, I'd go to a karaoke bar.

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    2. KevinStorm

      KevinStorm

      I like how she was pretending to be all "sexy rock chick" when Slash was playing the solo, and Slash just stood there ignoring her.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      She can't be a sexy rock chick. She's not sexy, or rocking. Chick? I'm not sure.

    4. DJ Ice
  9. I just noticed that "Michael Cole" is a possible call name in EA MMA.

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    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand new meme: engage.

    3. Pesci

      Pesci

      PUT IT ON HIM, SWAGGER, PUT IT ON HIM. PUT IT ON HIM, SWAGGER, PUT IT ON HIM. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, LAWLER? HUH? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? MAKE HIM TAP, SWAGGER! MAKE HIM TAP! TAP OUT, LAWLER! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? HOW DO YOU FEEL, LAWLER?

    4. Pesci

      Pesci

      HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, MODERNWAY?

  10. If you really think about it, Skyrim is about Brexit. The Stormcloaks are Leave voters, the Empire is the EU, and Alduin The World-Destroying Dragon is of course Nigel Farage.

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    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      So there is no Dragonborn?

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Who's the annoying bard that I keep loading up a save on just to murder again and again? 

    4. Benji
  11. You do realize you can add your own matches into TEW05, right?

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    2. super

      super

      ...Oh yeah. Y'know, these are those moments at which I feel stupid.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      You're just a Whining Wynona.

    4. super

      super

      That's my trademark. Macho Man had his sunglasses, I have my negative whining ;).

  12. The 1960s Batman series is so wonderfully silly.

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    2. GA!

      GA!

      The Fonz actually jumped the shark in Happy Days. Batman just repelled one using his anti-shark spray.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      That's not what fourth wall means Jason.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Batman and Robin climbed sideways up the side of the fourth wall.

      And met Lurch.

  13. I still don't get the Downfall meme. Are we supposed to be ageeing with the rant , or because it's Hitler doing the rant we're supposed to disagree?

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    2. forkboy

      forkboy

      Usually it's intended to mock the views that Hitler is supposed to be saying.

    3. TEOL

      TEOL

      Surprisingly enough, people who do anti-Cena rants don't always have the finest grasp of the art of comedy.

    4. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      The people who create the videos are basically creating a parody of themselves and the insignificance of their ridiculous problems. The lack of self-consciousness in doing this is the only real source of amusement.

  14. New Kids on the Block are doing a reunion tour. More like Broke Guys On The Road, amirite?

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    2. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      Wrong Wahlberg.

    3. Mick
    4. C-MIL

      C-MIL

      If you're going to be a jackass, could you do it somewhere else, please?

  15. So... the John Wick movies are comedies right? Parodies of action movies? Because these movies are just comically absurd.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Well no, but there's a middle ground between realism and Airplane!. And I love Airplane!, I do like the Wick movies, but I just don't think they meant to write Airplane!.

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      They are used to shootouts by now. It's like if you see enough perverts on the train it stops shocking you that people would masturbate in public

    4. K

      K

      they're comic book movies without a comic book

  16. If Cole buys a bottle of especially old wine, and drinks it over the course of a year, when does he start calling it his "Vintage Vintage"?

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Don't forget Japanese.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Japan is shit. The End.

    4. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Wishes he was Japanese, funny, slim. When did Lukie get a second account?

  17. In an attempt to make HP Lovecraft stories more popular with today's youth, his estate is going to republish his magnum opus as "Text Message of Cthulhu"

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      I get it, because different technology.

    3. Meacon Keaton
    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      Because TECHNOLOGY.

  18. Without wrestling in the Olympics, what will Kurt Angle pretend to be training for in 2016?

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    2. HC
    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Eh, the Tito Ortiz one was better hyped. You didn't hear about Karen wanting to give Brock Lesnar a golden shower.

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      olympic powerwalking, with RVD as his coach.

  19. Only in NASL do refs give red for protesting a balatant shove from behind, but later only a yellow for an intentional elbow. Sigh.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Also, NASL streams are terrible. They don't have a clock graphic. Seriously. They had to show shots of the stadium's clock.

    3. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Pesci: Yeah, straight red.

    4. FestiveJack

      FestiveJack

      What actually happened?

  20. Random question to EWBrits: Just curious, but how much do football jerseys cost over there? And do the prices vary much depending on the league the club's in?

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      ...And looking at their website, the jerseys are listed as $75, what the fuck...

    3. Rich

      Rich

      Sounds about right

    4. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      An added 25 bucks on the website doesn't sound right at all. Even if that was with shipping, I've seen TVs shipped for that much.

  21. Figures, the one time I bring a sign, the local fed doesn't do a best sign contest. And everyone agreed it probably would have won too :(

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    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      I have a girlfriend, Maxx, but she couldn't make it tonight because she's off...saving...lives!...in...Uruguay. She's way hot, though.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      I suspect that Meacon might be hiding his sexuality. His girlfriend is in "U R Gay"? C'mon, Meac, admit your man love!

    4. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      He's way hot, though!

  22. I have given up on my cousin today; she referred to Lemmy as "emo".

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    2. Slogger

      Slogger

      Lemmy of Motorhead? What the fuck is she on?

    3. Evil Chase K

      Evil Chase K

      No, Lemmy of Lemmy and the Lemons.

    4. GA!

      GA!

      It's because all the Lemmys jump off a cliff on command.

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