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  1. If Billy Idol collaborated with the star of Cheers, would the project be called Danson With Myself?

  2. "My name is Aldo Montoya. You pinned my father. Prepare to submit."

    1. Mick

      Mick

      First I killed his screaming whelp, then I raped him, then I smashed his fucking head in, LIKE  THIS!

       

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  3. Spoilers make baby Luke cry.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Why? Does he just not like fancy looking cars or what? Not as bad as his dad's hatred of sand, but still.

  4. Today is one of those days where I ask, "how do I downgrade my firefox?"

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      "Migrate to another browser" is the usual answer.

    2. Rocky

      Rocky

      I opened Firefox, saw Chrome, closed Firefox and almost opened Explorer...

    3. stokeriño
  5. Dear NFL, have players kneel all you want. I agree with their cause. But pre-empt Jeopardy? Especially the TOC? With a goddamn pre-game show?! You're dead to me now.

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    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Jeopardy is serious fucking business, man. Especially when Austin Rogers and Lily "The Spiciest Memelord" Chin are involved.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      The XFL never pre-empted Jeopardy

    4. Benji

      Benji

      This is EWB. Not the NFL. Wrong three letter group. Easy mistake to make.

  6. Don't be racists against cows, Nick!

  7. Friendship is like an ointment, when you've been stung by fifty bees! No matter where you rub it, it always feels better, because it's a topical analgesic!

  8. You could have called this game "Bird Vs Camel" and no-one would have argued with you.

  9. Wanna be a member? Wanna be a member?

  10. No sir, I don't like it.

  11. If Everything is EVIL, and the concept of nothingness is a thing, then does that mean Nothing is EVIL?

  12. Fun fact: In the history of submarines in warfare, there is only one confirmed case (and a second unconfirmed) of a submerged sub sinking another submerged sub.

  13. Don't mix romance with magic. You should take the straitjacket.

  14. It's a, nice day to START AGAAAAIN, it's a, nice day for a, RED WEDDING (aaaaaah)

    1. PantherFan22

      PantherFan22

       

      I don't sing, have a video...

  15. You know, Regular Size Rudy is actually a really good wrestling nickname.

  16. So the GITS remake is a lot better than I expected it to be.

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Tell that the box office, HIYOOOOOOOOOO but yeah I heard it's not really bad.

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      The box office numbers are the only thing smaller than Boma's relevance to the plot.

      But yeah, it's pretty good actually. Has some flaws, but did a lot more right than it did wrong. Not better than the original, of course, but as long as you're not expecting a 1:1 retelling you should be satisfied.

  17. It is surprisingly difficult to discern between something Justin Beiber did and something Curious George did.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can’t control it.

  18. Am the only one who fondly remembers the You Don't Know Jack TV adaptation? Starring Paul Ruebens!

    1. maddog

      maddog

      I don't remember it fondly, but I do remember it. I had no clue it was real.

  19. Doug Benson is the worst inexplicably popular comedian ever. Worse than Dane Cook. Hell, worse than Carlos Mencia.

    1. apsham

      apsham

      Doug Benson gets by because of the intolerably unfunny and pandering pot humor scene and that's about it.

  20. It's always the quiet ones.

  21. He's Roman Reigns! He'll bring you pain! When you plant crops, plant Roman Grains!

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      When he plays Civ, he plays as Spain!

  22. WWE Raw: It's the second best wrestling show! (If you don't have El Rey, AXS, or WWE Network) (But is also true if you have POP!)

  23. I had a weird dream where I learned that Stuka Jr joined Lucha Underground, and I was like "Huh, that's odd, isn't he still with CMLL", then I see him winning the LU title and he's unmasked and somehow become a spray tanned Johnny Mundo clone.

  24. This is EVIL. Everything is EVIL. My finisher is EVIL. This interview is EVIL. This desk is EVIL. This chair is...

  25.  If Brian Kendrick comes out with a pot belly pig, does he become The Man With A Ham?

    1. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      If he starts selling peaches on the side of the road then he's the Man with a Fruit Stand. 

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      If he commits a high stakes robbery and is being chased, does he become The Man on the Lamb?

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