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  1. PSA: Lineker's gone baby making so some other nonce will need to do the show threads for the forseeable.

    1. MDK

      MDK

      Johnson Deep was my favourite Jazz musician 

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  2. Son, I'm 30
    I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty
    And I don't have a decent bone in me
    What you get is just what you see yeah

  3. ...and THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED.

    1. MDK

      MDK

      WE'RE GONNA SCORE ONE MORE THAN YOU

  4. мы собираемся забить еще один, чем вы
    1. MDK

      MDK

      Can I introduce you please to a lump of halal cheese

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  5. Gordon Bennet, yes Chen, everybody is dead, Dave

    1. MDK

      MDK

      He's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, everybody is dead, Dave.

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  6. What Sitcom would you guys recommend me to watch? 

  7. I can't believe this place is still going.

  8. You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well, You know damn well what

    1. MDK

      MDK

      I thought all you northerners liked Terrorvision 

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  9. Charles, get the rifle out.

    1. MDK

      MDK

      We're being fucked

  10. A minute ago this was the safest job in the world, now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

  11. Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark.

  12. @MDKis more popular than @Meaconthis week? What kind of crazy world do we live in?

    1. MDK

      MDK

      THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, ALL HAIL

  13. Are emoticons not showing up in the status updates for the rest of the board, or just me..?

  14. My balls smells like 4 day past expired cheddar cheese

    1. MDK

      MDK

      I'll get the crackers

  15. @kliq you don't have to listen to @MDK. He doesn't own you!

  16. You'd figure with the amount of whiskey I drink that I'd have decent facial hair....and wooden furniture.

  17. @kliq you don't have to listen to @MDK. He doesn't own you!

  18. My balls are sweaty and they smell of 3 week old death....

    1. MDK

      MDK

      knees weak arms spaghetti

  19. Please apologise for wasting Mod time with such needless reporting of other members, just feels like you are trolling the mods

    1. MDK

      MDK

      Usually I need Nytol to get to sleep but that is helping

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  20. Excuse me, kliq, on the "Itchy & Scratchy" CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without a wizard's key?

  21. When you log in to your email or whatever, you may have received various prompts from me trying to pay my Donation thing. I would appreciate it if you only charged me once. <_<

  22. oh my god post already

    1. MDK

      MDK

      The metalman rule has now been implemented. Be honoured

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