MDK

If I should die, think only this of me:
   That there’s some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever Hackney Marshes

Oh, valley of penis 

Evil is evil, greater, lesser, middling, it makes no difference. The degree's arbitrary, the definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all

Get Nick, that greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard, if he's stupid enough to still be on this planet.

  Are you calling me blud?

Empire? Only Empire I knew when I was growing up was the Hackney Empire.

Son, I'm 30
I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty
And I don't have a decent bone in me
What you get is just what you see yeah

The guns have stopped because we're about to attack. Not even our generals are mad enough to shell their own men. They think it's far more sporting to let the Germans do it.

No income tax, no VAT

JUICE LIKE A STRAWBERRY

SPACE LORD MOTHER FUCKER

For England, James?

One step beyond

GARETH SOUTHGATE: THE WHOLE OF ENGLAND IS WITH YOU

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

We want goals

мы собираемся забить еще один, чем вы

Noot noot, it's da sound of da police

Gordon Bennet, yes Chen, everybody is dead, Dave

Do you put the Kettle on?

Highway to the dangerwank

Daddy was a rollin', rollin' stone
He rolled away one day and he never came home

Fuck going up town that's murder

Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch, it generates a warmth around the ground that augurs well for mankind... and that's what life's about.

Avi, pull yer socks up!