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Them being on the business end of a claw hammer usually helps.

Last night at the Real Madrid match there was more racism and monkey noises. And twats in the stands doing Nazi salutes and 'Zieg Heil'-ing. Surely now something big will happen?

Yeah, I would like to know as well. It's either that or The 6th Day and I am hoping that is the one with Arnie in it.

I appreciated this match on a completely different level to you guys. I had watched Orient lose to Wycombe in what was our worst display of the season. It was horrible and gave me nightmares. And to watch this match was just heaven, even tho I was playing CM at the same time. I love watching Ronaldinho play, he is amazing. I read reports of racial abuse directed at Roberto Carlos, is this true? I hope not, especially after the Spain v England game.

Audioslave did some stuff with DMX, didnt they? I read that somewhere. Check that out, I know I will.

Static X and Dead Prez remix of Dead Prez song 'Bigger than Hip Hop'

And? I loved the music as well

Don't forget that it has David Hasselholf B)

One of my favourite chants is, to the tune of 'Aways look on the bright side of life' 'Always shit on the Welsh side of the bridge, da-da, da-da, da-da, da-da!'

That reminds me of when Frank le Boeuf of Chelsea asked the Chelsea to not swear in their chants because his son was in the crowd. So they changed the chant from 'He's here, he's there, he's every-fucking-where, Frank le Boeuf, Frank le Boeuf!' to 'He's here, he's there, we're not allowed to swear, Frank le Boeuf, Frank le Boeuf!'

Well I was at Orient today (2-1 to Wycombe, we played poorly but I don't wanna talk about it) when an accident occurs between the ref and a player. The ref is hurt and is down and not moving when someone starts chanting: 'Let 'im die, let 'im die, let 'im die!' And it made me laugh, one of my favourites. The ref was fine but had to be replaced by the fourth official. The club secretary had to hold up the board showing how many minutes left So yeah, what are the funniest chants you have heard?

Most things from The Fast Show. I loved that when it was on back in the day, great stuff. The CHANNEL 9 stuff was the best. 'Sminky pinky... Chris Waddle'

The Score, the Jap version. Equilibrium. Thats all I will suggest for now.

Sunshine - 20 Minute Crash San Dimas High School Football Rules - The Ataris Black and Blue - Consumed Nothing from Something - Offspring Just like Heaven - Cure/Goldfinger, either will do Jolene - Spring Heeled Jack Emergency Manoeuvre - 4ft Fingers True Belivers - Bouncing Souls What I Got - Sublime Crack Pipes - Sage Francis

Can anyone tell me if Nicola Dikoumeh (or as I like to call him, Nicola United. He is a one man team) is still in the game as a free signing at the start of it?

My card FINALLY got accepted at play.com and FM is being sent out now. I blame my girlfriend because I was too lazy to get up and walk 3 feet to the laptop and put in my card details myself. So she put them in for me and put my postcode in wrong. Bah! So I pimp slapped her.

Sven will probably be leaving England, one way or another, after the 2006 World Cup. Resign, sacked or forced out by the press. And then you will have your English manager. Maybe Steve McClaren?

So? I am a supporter, a fan. England will win everything! Bwahahaha. Etc.

See? Don't you feel better now?

But! Holland = A Lion England = Lions to the power of 3! And the last time England played in Germany, well, you know what happened B)

Say it anyway, its true baby.

Imagine trying to convince your friend to play fifa2005

What the... ? I must have it.

Only Tottenham can score four goals against the Champions of England and STILL lose. Blimey.

The episode when they find the concentration camp is an amazing one. I had tears in my eyes at points, really fucking emotional/tragic/horrifying.