PanchoVilla

Alright, hopefully I didn't miss a thread on this because the last thing we need is two on the same MDickie game, but this seems almost too good to pass up. The You Testament. I've often said the best video games are Jesus video games. Well, maybe thought about saying it anyways. It plays a lot like the demo of Wrecked and the demo of World War Alpha, but it's kind of a wacky good time. Also, there's a lot of hugging. But if I learned one thing from my first demo run it's don't steal fish from the Romans. They're just itching to crucify people.

I retract my previous rant on the basis of not remembering which Streets of Rage actually had Skate in them. Whichever ones they were...no good...just because of Skate. And one more time, just to be relevant instead of completely three pages ago. I never got Alex Kidd but Ra's commentary does make it sound like one of the greatest games of all time. Also, DKC 2 was fantastic. Lots of jumping, but fun.

Wii owners have been asking the same question about every multi-console game. Seriously, is it that hard to make a game for the most popular system on the planet? Damn you Nintendo!

I'm fine with Lesnar getting the title shot just because this is the closest the US is going to get to a tournament and in the UFC heavyweight division, you may as well put Brock in since he's a guy people will actually pay to see. And in the end, either Randy or Brock (hint: Brock, since this is the fight where I'll finally be right picking against Randy!) is going to get tapped by Nogueira.

24. In spite of the overwhelming suck of the last season I still had to watch every episode. And I'll do the same this season...and the wacky little mini-movie.

1) Super Mario World (SNES) 2) Chrono Trigger (SNES 3) Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic (PC/XBox) 4) Jackal (NES) 5) Super Mario Galaxy (Wii) 6) Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) 7) WWF Wrestlefest (Arcade) - The best pick up and play wrestling game ever made...although I suppose picking up an arcade cabinet could be tough... 8) Deus Ex (PC) 9) We Love Katamari (PS2) 10) X-Men (Arcade) - If you had six friends (or more likely, a bunch of random people who wanted to play) this was the greatest game ever...except for the poor bastard who had to play as Dazzler. Honorable Mention: Super Mario Brothers 2, Bad Dudes, Revolution X, WWF No Mercy, Super Fire Pro Wrestling X Premium, Rock Band

*Welterweight Championship Bout: Georges St. Pierre © vs. Jon Fitch - Round 2 Submission Brock Lesnar vs. Heath Herring - Round 1 TKO Kenny Florian vs. Roger Huerta - Decision Rob Emerson vs. Manny Gamburyan - Decision Jason MacDonald vs. Demian Maia - Round 3 Submission PRELIMINARY CARD Luke Cummo vs. Tamdan McCrory - Decision Dan Evensen vs. Cheick Kongo - Round 1 KO Joe Joes vs. Andre Gusmao - Round 2 TKO Steve Bruno vs. Chris Wilson - Round 2 KO Ryan Thomas vs. Ben Saunder - Decision (More importantly, who cares?)

Just like Real Time, I'll watch it, I'll laugh, and then I'll forget about it fifteen minutes later so it'll all seem new to me when I see it on TV. I'm not sure what it is, but as as funny as I find Bill Maher, nothing he says ever sticks in my memory.