Tkasto

*points to your crotch*

*kicks both of you in the dick*

An unfunny, mean-spirited rich buffoon playing an unfunny, mean-spirited rich buffoon? Sounds like perfect casting to me.

Does Vince McMahon even know who Adam Sandler is? Wouldn't surprise me if he didn't.

He'll discover who Adam Sandler is, in about 5 years or so, fall in love with his brand of comedy and make him guest host of Wrestlemania.

Does he play a not so bright guy with a good heart while being prone to fits of rage?

Adam Sandler Makes A Porno.

Can he walk into a chainsaw instead?

https://youtu.be/Z5_H07HtFrM

no, u?

They are? You would think WWE would mention something like that. 

Not anymore. I got some medication to take care of the burning.

Cake tbh.

DEATH BY CAKE!

... and so my choices are "or death?"

Everyone is entitled to enjoy a gig/festival in their own way, so long as it doesn't infringe on others. If someone spends literally the entire thing recording or taking photos then sure, but if people want memories from it on their phone then what's the problem?

Why are their phones so stupid?

The problem is that they do it so they can show their friends some shitty tinny sounding footage that their friends don't care about. A photo here or there is fine, but fuck off with recording entire songs, or worse, entire performances. You're obstructing other peoples views and trying to show people on social media that you're living life rather than actually living it.

And up until the advent of smart phones, people weren't allowed to record the entire thing for this exact reason, events had explicit instructions that anyone caught recording performances would be kicked out, so this is not a new thing, it's just worse with phones.

Depends what wattage the lightbulbs are. If they're both over 100 watts, then you could say Bright Screwed Bright.

A very bad diss track.

And now to wait for the sponsors....

The ting go skrrrrrrra 

I think most of them were already succeeding on YouTube, for perhaps even more inane nonsense.