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  1. Adam Sandler is Vince McMahon. In cinemas never.

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      An unfunny, mean-spirited rich buffoon playing an unfunny, mean-spirited rich buffoon? Sounds like perfect casting to me.

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Does Vince McMahon even know who Adam Sandler is? Wouldn't surprise me if he didn't.

    3. Molly

      Molly

      He'll discover who Adam Sandler is, in about 5 years or so, fall in love with his brand of comedy and make him guest host of Wrestlemania.

  2. I need a follow-up of Truman Show. 

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Would it be called Eisenhower Show?

  3. If EWB gets banned, then should I start working on a new diary or not?

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Great even Tkasto has won a day and I still have yet to do so. :shifty:

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      I'm not caught up. What have I missed?

    4. Tkasto

      Tkasto

      The article 11 and 13.

  4. Got 100 good responses and it was like nothing. Then one bad response ruined my entire day.

  5. Just finished watching Lucifer and I want more.

  6. Lookin' outside my Lambo, looking like Rambo.

  7. Smallville. Worth checking out or not?

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Isn't the prevailing opinion that the early seasons were poor and that it comes into its own late on?

      I actually prefer the early stuff, the whole pre-Superman Clark Kent doing heroic stuff on the sly, worked better in the early years for mine.  As opposed to the later years where he had to come up with crap like 'The Blur' to disguise what he was doing.

    3. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      A lot of people don't like the Clark/Lana stuff at the start and prefer the later Zod story when it becomes more of a serious superhero show, but I agree with Forky. Aside from the freak-of-the-week bits, early Smallville is pretty good.

    4. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I love the Zod stuff mainly because the actor who plays him is amazing, but I still think the early seasons are the best. 10 was probably the hardest for me to finish. I was halfway through it for like a year before I finall went and finished it.

  8. His ex-girlfriend got a girlfriend. his Barbie tried a female Ken.

  9. I really hope you're gonna like your roster in the draft.

  10. How to succeed on Youtube? Write a very bad diss track.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      A very bad diss track.

      And now to wait for the sponsors....

    2. Just Joe

      Just Joe

      The ting go skrrrrrrra 

    3. Arjen Robben

      Arjen Robben

      I think most of them were already succeeding on YouTube, for perhaps even more inane nonsense. :facepalm:

  11. But, does it burn?

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Not anymore. I got some medication to take care of the burning.

  12. Ricky Ticky Ta Ta Ta.

  13. I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic cup.

  14. John Cena and Andy Samberg movie?:D Actually excited for it.

  15. What Sitcom would you guys recommend me to watch? 

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    2. MDK

      MDK

      Flight of the Conchords 

    3. rufc4eva

      rufc4eva

      Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, Peep Show <- three of my personal favourites 

    4. Heel Turn

      Heel Turn

      just watch sanford and son

  16. How many Vince McMahon's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    None, lightbulb screwed lightbulb.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Depends what wattage the lightbulbs are. If they're both over 100 watts, then you could say Bright Screwed Bright.

  17. This is the dance of a gigolo.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      With Sexy Results!

  18. My ex just texted me. Not today Satan.

  19. Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson are Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and some blonde guy. Coming soon to theaters. Plus a cameo from Adam Sandler.

  20. *Points to the sign*.

    1. MDK

      MDK

      *points to your crotch*

    2. Noah

      Noah

      *kicks both of you in the dick*

  21. Adam Sandler makes a movie...

    1. Taxation is Theft

      Taxation is Theft

      Does he play a not so bright guy with a good heart while being prone to fits of rage?

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Adam Sandler Makes A Porno.

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