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  1. So close to CYN...

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      He's controlling Keith's Narrative instead.

  2. But you never did return. :(

    1. GA!

      GA!

      Some say he's still walking alone inside this pit of danger.

  3. I have no mouth, and I must scream.

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the words AMERICAN MALES were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one billionth of the eggs I wykradly mumps at this micro instant for you.

  4. General Ratko Mladic has let himself go.

    1. Gorka

      Gorka

      Much nicer bloke in real life.

  5. Big Show's Dad.

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    2. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      Do you think Big Show's dad turns on him frequently?

    3. Just Joe

      Just Joe

      I need to know what happened, I'll be on PS4 tonight.

    4. Benji

      Benji

      WEEEEELL... WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW('s dad)

  6. How do you get that shirt so clean mate?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad.

    2. Stevie B

      Stevie B

      Fuck off clean shirt.

  7. I'm living in a box....

    1. Just Joe

      Just Joe

      A cardboard box?

    2. Stevie B

      Stevie B

      I'm living in a box....

  8. He will punch you........He will spear you......

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      RO-MAN REIGNS! He has the biggest pecs

    3. Stevie B
    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      RO-MAN REIGNS! The guy has a decent car.

  9. You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

    1. Rich

      Rich

      literally my favourite Simpsons moment

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      I said DENTAL PLAN!

    3. Benji

      Benji

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  10. Have a KitKat.

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    2. FestiveJack

      FestiveJack

      Chunky white is the shit.

    3. Kaney

      Kaney

      Yeah chunky wins by a mile. Anything else is wrong you guys.

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      As usual, Kaney is 100% correct.

  11. At the end of this hour, I am going to take 10 or 20 minutes off from EWB. I am saying this so nobody asks where I am or what is going on. It's not personal, and I'm not mad at anyone; I'm just going to the shop for a little bit.

  12. "The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?"

  13. Fantasy Premier League 14-15 is open! http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ Code to join - 25198-73875

    1. Kyle

      Kyle

      Joined, this will not go well.

    2. LL!

      LL!

      I joined and am surely going to live up to my team name! :D

  14. Who let the dogs out?

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    2. EddieG

      EddieG

      Oh, you don't know?

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Surely he was too busy being on first to let anything out?

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Seriously though, I think Chavo Guerrero was "supposed to", but it was probably the Atlanta police who eventually did once they knew the physical address.

  15. Who let the dogs out?

  16. I believe in IPA!

  17. "It's eleven o'clock, do you know where your kids are?" "I told you last night, NO!"

  18. Standing on the rooftop shouting out "Baby I'm ready to go!"

    1. Baddar

      Baddar

      No joke on nothing, the first time I read this, I thought it was a distasteful Lostprophets joke...

  19. Standing on the rooftop shouting out "Baby I'm ready to go!"

  20. I love Soren, best of all the animals! I love Soren, he's my friend!

  21. Whtie isn't right!

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      You mean 'whtie isn't rtigh'.

    3. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      Boy, getting maximum mileage out of that typo joke are we?

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      With two faced bitches? Yes.

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