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CobraKaiEnTai

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  1. Quake by the Lake sounds like it's on the same PPV calendar as Fabulous February Fight Fest.

  2. but why male models?

     

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Because male cheerleaders are only 16 years old.....wait, that came out wrong. I meant male cheerleaders was done 16 years ago. Also, Vince McMahon likes big, sweaty men. 

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  3. When GhostMachine isn't here, everyone should just be asking "Where is GhostMachine?"

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      He needs to return louder, angrier with access to a time machine.....or perhaps a Ghost Time Machine.

  4. I am grey

    You can see me safely but if you get anywhere near me without a protective suit you will die in two minutes

    I cannot be contained

    Destroying me would come at a great cost

    What am I?

  5. From your resident EWB pollster, if you haven't yet, please VOTE! Vote like your life depends on it, because in a lot of ways, unlike ever before,  it does. Your vote matters. You can make the difference.  Vote Kodos 2020. Vote Biden too while you're at it. 

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Haha yea I wish, hes only a couple months older than me, but he's accomplished a lot more in life than I ever have. 

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  6. Need a tag team name for Greg Valentine and Nailz.

  7. No longer a donator, probably until payday. Non-donator EWB is weird and scary to me.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Yeah in non-donator EWB, Future Keith is only Present Keith. 

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  8. But, did you know that Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins were dating?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      They are? You would think WWE would mention something like that. 

  9. 65 tonnes of American pride, Canyoneroooooooooo.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Top of the line in utility sports. Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. 

  10. Just broke things off with the fiancé, feeling lost, relieved and terrified all at the same time. 

  11. It's been years since we had an EWB top 50 celeb crushes list. Are we really so mature now?

    Top 50 magazine coupons perhaps.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Top 50 I-3 Champions:

      1. Nathan Jones

      2. Carlito

      ....

      49. Knife Sanchez

      50. Bruce Appleseed

      Yes, I'm aware there have only been 16 I-3 Champions, the list remains the same. :shifty:

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  12. Who will advance to face Sid Vicious for the ASWF GRAND CHAMPIONSHIP at the Magnicificent Melee - the RAVISHING Rick Rude or the CONGA KING No Way Jose?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      He's a made-up worker in my EWR game. He's got a funny name, that's enough to make him an EWB meme.

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  13. Have you tried turning EWB off and then on again?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I say good for him, he's done some good things for South Bend, the more people we have to challenge Trump, the better.

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  14. 504 Error sure seems to be popular today.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      504 Error is almost popular enough to challenge for the I-3 Title. 

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  15. Are you a faithless preacher or a mean motherfucking servant of god?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I'm a mean mmmm mmmm servant of god.

  16. Watching a 'Best of ECW Matches' in YouTube and they put the 'Monster Battle Royal' thing or whatever from WWECW...

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      What, you don't think a bunch of Vince McMahon endorsed monsters fighting is Extreme enough? :P

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  17. Adam Sandler is Vince McMahon. In cinemas never.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Does Vince McMahon even know who Adam Sandler is? Wouldn't surprise me if he didn't.

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  18. I won a day. My life is complete.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Some day I plan to win an entire week with the help of Carlito, Nathan Jones, Michael Tarver, Bam Neely and Knife Sanchez.

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  19. I need a follow-up of Truman Show. 

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Would it be called Eisenhower Show?

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