CobraKaiEnTai
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Listening to U2 on YouTube while drinking Yoo-hoo.
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follow that up with listening to Song 2 by Blur so you can go whoo-hoo!
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In Britain they call it a lift, but Americans call it an elevator. I guess we're just raised differently.
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Sorry, you can try to put as positive a spin on it as you want, but if you.....
-Ain't got no place to lay your head, somebody came and took your bed.
-The landlord said your rent is late. He may have to litigate.
And/or you....
-Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style. Ain't got no gal to make you smile.
With all due respect, I think I *might* worry a little bit and NOT be happy. Just saying.
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Ball Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Dick
Ball Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Dicks
Ball Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Dick.
Ball Wars Episode 4: A New Dick
Ball Wars Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Dick
Ball Wars Episode 6: Return of the Dick
Ball Wars Episode 7: The Dick Awakens
Ball Wars Episode 8: The Last Dick
Ball Wars Episode 9: The Rise of Dick
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How come the Three Little Pigs never warned Little Red Riding Hood about the Big Bad Wolf? Was it because of what happened to the Boy Who Cried Wolf?
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From your resident EWB pollster, if you haven't yet, please VOTE! Vote like your life depends on it, because in a lot of ways, unlike ever before, it does. Your vote matters. You can make the difference. Vote Kodos 2020. Vote Biden too while you're at it.
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"Do you notice something different about EWB?"
"New glasses?"
"No, it seems like something is bothering him."
"Probably misses his old glasses"
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what's for dinner. Freedom is keeping your rights even if 99 out of 100 people vote against it. Which sounds more like America to you?
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Whichever one lets me shoot my pewpews in peace.
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Have a great one!
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Now give yourself a nice present by challenging for the I-3 Championship.
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Happy birthday
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Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob, a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can YOU trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor.
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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for days, weeks, maybe years.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
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I used to use this before I started hitting the gym. Someone would tell me I was eating something bad and I'd be like "Yeah, but at least I'll die of something...and then followed with this"
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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Did you find a random quote generator?
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