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  1. CobraKaiEnTai

    SEX! Now that I've got your attention, vote for Bart!

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Vote for Bort!

  2. CobraKaiEnTai

    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for days, weeks, maybe years.

  3. CobraKaiEnTai

    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I used to use this before I started hitting the gym. Someone would tell me I was eating something bad and I'd be like "Yeah, but at least I'll die of something...and then followed with this"

  4. CobraKaiEnTai

    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Did you find a random quote generator?

  5. CobraKaiEnTai

    Life is sexually transmitted.

  6. CobraKaiEnTai

    Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

  7. CobraKaiEnTai

    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

  8. CobraKaiEnTai
    Finally got to see it last night. Won't really post any spoilers. Was on the edge of my seat the whole time. Very exciting, very emotional. Funny, adventurous, heartbreaking, different from a lot of MCU films, but just as good, a total experience all the way through. Gotta see it again soon.
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  10. CobraKaiEnTai
    Enjoying it?
  11. CobraKaiEnTai
    Someone just posted this on Facebook if you want the "proper" chronological viewing order:
  12. CobraKaiEnTai

    Hello EWB, I'm feeling.

  13. CobraKaiEnTai
    So you can watch it twice and it'll still be shorter (and more enjoyable) than WrestleMania 35
  14. CobraKaiEnTai
    Mahna mahna
    (ba dee bedebe)
    Mahna mahna
    (ba debe dee)
    Mahna mahna
    (ba dee bedebe badebe badebe dee dee de-de de-de-de)
    (repeats)
    Mah mama na mahna mah namwomp mwomp
    Ma mo mo mana mo
    Mahna mahna
    (ba dee bedebe)
    Mahna mahna
    (ba debe dee)
    Mahna mahna!
    (ba dee bedebe bedebe badebe debe de-de de-de-de)
    (long pause)
    ...mahna mahna?
  15. CobraKaiEnTai
    I hear Batista went into their offices and kept yelling "GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!" until they finally relented.
  16. CobraKaiEnTai

    Happy Trump Day everyone. Previously known as Pi Day, but since Trump is even more irrational, they changed it. 

  17. CobraKaiEnTai
    I grew up watching 90210, this one definitely hurts. RIP Luke Perry
  18. CobraKaiEnTai

    Have you tried turning EWB off and then on again?

    1. KingofHarts_OH

      KingofHarts_OH

      How do you feel about your mayor starting an exploratory committee?

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I say good for him, he's done some good things for South Bend, the more people we have to challenge Trump, the better.

  19. CobraKaiEnTai
    Star Wars Episode IX: A New Phantom Clone Strikes, Force Jedi Revenge
  20. CobraKaiEnTai
    Fuck the Patriots. That is all.
  21. CobraKaiEnTai

    I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. 

  22. CobraKaiEnTai

    And just like that, you realize 1999 was 20 years ago.

  23. CobraKaiEnTai

    I have a feeling 2019 is going to be a real Paige Turner. 

    1. Molly

      Molly

      Well this status has turnt out nicely.

  24. CobraKaiEnTai

    Wishing everyone a Snappy Blue Bear

  25. CobraKaiEnTai

    Rather than wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, I'm going to instead ask someone to Marry Chris Masters.

    1. Molly

      Molly

       

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