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Bartholomew last won the day on October 6 2018

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About Bartholomew

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    4x EWB Champion
  • Birthday 24/10/1981

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    South Bend, IN
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    The Simpsons, The Muppets, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Community, South Park, Family Guy, meteorology, wrestling, architecture, video games, movies.

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  1. I hear Batista went into their offices and kept yelling "GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!" until they finally relented.
  2. Happy Trump Day everyone. Previously known as Pi Day, but since Trump is even more irrational, they changed it. 

  3. I grew up watching 90210, this one definitely hurts. RIP Luke Perry
  4. Have you tried turning EWB off and then on again?

    1. KingofHarts_OH


      How do you feel about your mayor starting an exploratory committee?

    2. Bartholomew


      I say good for him, he's done some good things for South Bend, the more people we have to challenge Trump, the better.

  5. Star Wars Episode IX: A New Phantom Clone Strikes, Force Jedi Revenge
  6. Fuck the Patriots. That is all.
  7. I once did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. 

  8. And just like that, you realize 1999 was 20 years ago.

  9. I have a feeling 2019 is going to be a real Paige Turner. 

    1. Molly


      Well this status has turnt out nicely.

  10. Wishing everyone a Snappy Blue Bear

  11. Rather than wishing everyone a Merry Christmas, I'm going to instead ask someone to Marry Chris Masters.

  12. A dyslexic man walks into a bra

  13. PMS jokes aren't funny. Period. 

    1. Sousa


      Jokes about The Pounce aren't funny. Period.

  14. I don't know about worst, but certainly darkest would be ALF (he gets captured by the ATF then we don't get a follow-up TV movie for years after that) and Dinosaurs (they inadvertently bring on the ice age and are pretty much doomed to die.)

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