Look, I won't dispute that the Yankees are classic and timeless, like Frank Sinatra and pinstripes.
Unfortunately, that also makes them old and played out. Their best days behind them without George. All that hate for being a bandwagon fan, but none of the success.
Look to the west, in beautiful, sunny Los Angeles, where the best team in the land plays in the most beautiful ballpark in the nation. Six straight division titles and two pennants, but we lose in the Series all the time so only our division hates us!
You get a better class of rivals, like the San Francisco Giants, who are waaaaay more dislikable than the boring Atlanta Braves. Did Chipper Jones ever hit Dwight Gooden in the head with a bat? No, because Chipper Jones is wack.
You still get to like Mike Piazza, and your blue is literally our blue. So come to Chavez Ravine, our Blue Heaven, and the best baseball team in the world, the Los Angeles Dodgers.
$5 says if Matt Kemp was on the Dodgers he's a borderline all-star. He just belongs here 😢