EWB Fantasy Baseball League, TRADITIONAL AMERICAN VALUES EDITION

[Maxx]

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Hello, it is I, your esteemed champion.  Of fantasy baseball (and also fantasy basketball and also fantasy football)  Last year I took over running an EWB Fantasy Baseball League.  We used traditional head to head, category based scoring and ran a traditional draft, wherein everyone's teams were build fresh from the ground up.  This year, a new league has risen, promising bold new changes that, quite frankly, have no place in fantasy leagues and are an affront to the traditional American values upon which fantasy baseball was founded.  Keeping players?  Hogwash I say.  At the end of every season your team should burned in a cleansing fired, allowing you to be purged of your sins, like drafting Yu Darvish in the first round, or drafting Byron Buxton at all, and then your team can be born again, fresh as a newborn babe, full of as yet unidentified draft mistakes.  It's the way God intended it to be.  So we'll be doing it again this year.  Who among you will embrace this league and its traditional American values once again?  And which of you is a dirty commie or whatever?

 

Roster Positions:  C, 1B, 2B, SS, 3B, LF, CF, RF, Util, SP, SP, RP, RP, P, P, P BN, BN 
(18 round draft ummm fuck.)

Scoring Categories:

Spoiler

 

Batters
Runs

HRs

RBIs

Stolen Bases

AVG

OPS

Pitchers
Wins

Ks

ERA

K/BB

OBPA

SV+H

 

 

Round 1
1. Tiburon- Mike Trout, OF, Angels
2. DMN- Mookie Bets, OF, Red Sox
3. Twist- Manny Machado, 3B/SS, Padres
4. Srar- Jose Ramirez, 2B/3B, Indians
5. Mattman- Francisco Lindor, SS, Indians
6. Gabriel- Charlie Blackmon, OF, Rockies
7. Berober- J.D. Martinez, OF, Red Sox
8. Maxx- Nolan Arenado, 3B, Rockies
9. Lowerdeck- Christian Yelich, OF, Brewers
10. Cloudy- Yasiel Puig, OF, Reds
11. Hitman- Bryce Harper, OF, Phillies Phorever
12. MCD- Freddie Freeman, 1B, Braves

Round 2
1. MCD- Max Scherzer, SP, Natinals
2. Hitman- Chris Sale, SP, Red Sox
3. Cloudy- Javier Baez, 2B/3B/SS, Cubs
4. Lowerdeck- Jacob DeGrom, SP, Mets
5. Maxx- Trea Turner, SS, Natinals
6. Berober- Justin Verlander, SP, Astros
7. Gabriel- Aaron Nola, SP, Phillies
8. Mattman- Giancarlo Stanton, OF, Yankees
9. Srar- Jose Altuve, 2B, Astros
10. Twist- Corey Kluber, SP, Indians
11. DMN- Paul Goldschmidt, 1B, Cardinals
12. Tiburon- Noah Syndergaard, SP, Mets

Round 3
1. Tiburon- Juan Soto, OF, Natinals
2. DMN- Aaron Judge, OF, Yankees
3. Twist- Gerrit Cole, SP, Astros
4. Srar- Kris "Jose" Bryant, 3B/OF, Cubs
5. Mattman- Trevor Story, SS, Rockies
6. Gabriel- Luis Serevino, SP, Yankees
7. Berober- Alex Bregman, 3B/SS, Astros
8. Maxx- Ronald Acuna Jr., OF, Braves
9. Lowerdeck- Blake Snell, SP, Rays
10. Cloudy- Trevor Bauer, SP, Indians
11. Hitman- Anthony Rizzo, 1B, Cubs
12. MCD- Whit Merrifield, 2B/OF, Royals

Round 4
1. MCD- Andrew Benintendi, OF, Red Sox
2. Hitman- Starling Marte, OF, Pirates
3. Cloudy- Andrew McCutcheon, OF, Phillies
4. Lowerdeck- Anthony Rendon, 3B, Natinals
5. Maxx- Walker Buehler, SP, Dodgers
6. Berober- Rhys Hoskins, 1B/OF, Phillies
7. Gabriel- Nick Markakis, OF, Braves
8. Mattman- Kris Davis, Ult, A's
9. Srar- Cody Bellinger, 1B/OF, Dodgers
10. Twist- George Springer, OF, Astros
11. DMN- Clayton Kershaw, SP, Dodgers
12. Tiburon- Edwin Diaz, RP, Mets

Round 5
1. Tiburon- Joey Votto, 1B, Reds
2. DMN- Carlos Correa, SS, Astros
3. Twist- Gleyber Torres, 2B/SS, Yankees
4. Srar- Xander Boegarts, SS, Red Sox
5. Mattman- Zach Grienke, SP, Diamondbacks
6. Gabriel- Carlos Carrasco, SP, Indians
7. Berober- Vladimir Guerrero Jr, 3B, Buffalo Bison
8. Maxx- Patrick Corbin, SP, Natinals
9. Lowerdeck- Tommy Pham, OF, Rays
10. Cloudy- Stephen Strasburg, SP, Natinals
11. Hitman- Eugenio Suarez, 3B, Reds
12. MCD- Daniel Murphy, 2B, Rockies

Round 6
1. MCD- Blake Trenien, RP, A's
2. Hitman- James Paxton, SP, Yankees
3. Cloudy-Kenly Jansen, RP, Dodgers
4. Lowerdeck- Jean Segura, SS, Phillies
5. Maxx- Lorenzo Cain, OF, Brewers
6. Berober- Ozzie Albies, 2B, Braves
7. Gabriel- Edwin Encarnacion, 1B, Mariners
8. Mattman- Matt Chapman 3B, A's
9. Srar- Jameson Taillon, SP, Pirates
10. Twist- Aroldis Chapman, RP, Yankees
11. DMN- Marcell Ozuna, OF, Cardinals
12. Tiburon- Gary Sanchez, C, Yankees

Round 7
1. Tiburon- Cole Hamels, SP, Cubs
2. DMN- Jose Berrios, SP, Twins
3. Twist- JT Realmuto, C, Phillies
4. Srar- Wilson Contreres, C, Cubs
5. Mattman- Charlie Morton, SP, Rays
6. Gabriel- Scooter Gennett, 2B, Reds
7. Berober- Adalberto Mondesi, 2B/SS, Royals
8. Maxx- Jose Abreu, 1B, White Sox
9. Lowerdeck- Matt Carpenter, 1B/2B/3B, Cardinals
10. Cloudy- Buster Posey, C, Giants
11. Hitman- Eddie Rosario, OF, Twins
12. MCD- Brad Hand, RP, Indians

Round 8
1. MCD- Mitch Haniger, OF, Mariners
2. Hitman- Felipe Vasquez, RP, Pirates
3. Cloudy- Ryan Braun 1B/LF, Brewers
4. Lowerdeck- Jack Flaherty, SP, Cardinals
5. Maxx- Jonathan Villar, 2B, Orioles
6. Berober- Mike Clevinger, SP, Indians
7. Gabriel- Mallex Smith, OF, Mariners
8. Mattman- Nick Pivetta, SP, Phillies
9. Srar- David Dahl, OF, Rockies
10. Twist- Justin Upton, OF, Angels
11. DMN- Justin Turner, 3B, Dodgers
12. Tiburon- Corey Seager, SS, Dodgers

Round 9
1. Tiburon- Madison Bumgarner, SP, Gigantes
2. DMN- Dee Gordon, 2B, Mariners
3. Twist- Roberto Osuna, RP, Astros
4. Srar- Zack Wheeler, SP, Mets
5. Mattman- Sean Doolittle, RP, Natinals
6. Gabriel- Wade Davis, RP, Rockies
7. Berober- Kirby Yates, RP, Padres
8. Maxx- Nick Castellanos, RF, Tigers
9. Lowerdeck- Travis Shaw, 3B, Brewers
10. Cloudy- Eduardo Escobar, 3B, Diamondbacks
11. Hitman- Rougned Odor, 2B, Rangers
12. MCD- Michael Conforto, OF, Mets

Round 10
1. MCD- Miguel Andujar, 3B, Yankees
2. Hitman- Tim Anderson, SS, White Sox
3. Cloudy- Jurikson Profar, 1B/2B/3B/4B, A's
4. Lowerdeck- Eloy Jimenez, OF, White Sox
5. Maxx- Rasiel Igelesias, RP, Reds
6. Berober- Jesus Aguilar, 1B, Brewers
7. Gabriel- Brandon Nimmo, OF, Mets
8. Mattman- Joey Gallo, 1B/OF, Rangers
9. Srar- Craig Kimbrell, RP, ain't even on a team, you wild
10. Twist- Max Muncy, Infielder, Dodgers
11. DMN- David Robertson, RP, Phillies
12. Tiburon- Elvis Andrus, SS, Rangers

Round 11
1. Tiburon- Kyle Schwarber, OF, Cubs
2. DMN- David Price, SP, Red Sox 
3. Twist- Wil Myers 1B/OF, Padres
4. Srar- Victor Robles, OF, Natinals
5. Mattman- Shohei Otani, DH, Angels
6. Gabriel- German Marquez, SP, Rockies
7. Berober- Robbie Ray, SP, Diamondbacks
8. Maxx- Jose LeClerc, RP, Rangers
9. Lowerdeck- Matt Barnes, RP, Red Sox
10. Cloudy- Ken Giles, RP, Blue Jays
11. Hitman- Yasmani Grandal, C, Brewers
12. MCD- Jose Peraza, SS, Cincinnati Reds

Round 12
1. MCD- Jose Alvarado, RP, Tampa Bay Rays
2. Hitman- Cody Allen, RP, Angels
3. Cloudy- Masahiro Tanaka, SP, Yankees
4. Lowerdeck- Miles Mikolas, SP, Cardinals
5. Maxx- Chris Archer, SP, Pirates
6. Berober- AJ Pollock, OF, Dodgers
7. Gabriel- JA Happ, SP, New York Yankees
8. Mattman- Billy Hamilton, OF, Royals
9. Srar- Kyle Hendricks, RP, Cubs
10. Twist- Sean Newcomb, SP, Braves
11. DMN- Josh Hader, RP, Brewers
12. Tiburon- Brian Dozier, 2B, Natinals

Round 13
1. Tiburon- Mike Moustakas 2B, Brewers
2. DMN- Yadier Molina, C, Cardinals
3. Twist- Randal Grichuk, OF, Blue Jays
4. Srar- Pedro Strop, RP, Cubs
5. Mattman- Seranthony Dominguez, RP, Phillies
6. Gabriel- Andrelton Simmons, SS, Angels
7. Berober- Yu Darvish, SP, Cubs
8. Maxx- Will Smith, RP, Giants
9. Lowerdeck- Trevor May, RP, Twins
10. Cloudy- Adam Ottovino, RP, Yankees
11. Hitman- Jeremy Jeffress, RP, Brewers
12. MCD- Mike Foltynewicz, SP, Atlanta Braves

Round 14
1. MCD- Luis Castillo, SP, Reds
2. Hitman- Eduardo Rodriguez, SP, Red Sox
3. Cloudy- Aaron Hicks, OF, Yankees
4. Lowerdeck- Rafael Devers, 3B, Red Sox
5. Maxx- Josh Donaldson, 3B, Braves
6. Berober- Nomar Mazara, OF, Rangers
7. Gabriel- Brian Anderson, 3B, Marlins
8. Mattman- Marco Estrada, SP, A's
9. Srar- Dellin Betances, RP, Yankees
10. Twist- Ender Inciarte, OF, Braves
11. DMN- Greg Holland, RP, Diamondbacks
12. Tiburon- Wilson Ramos, C, Mets
 

Round 15
1. Tiburon-  Yusei Kikuchi, SP, Mariners
2. DMN- Nelson Cruz, Utl, Twins
3. Twist- Jordan Hicks, RP, Cardinals
4. Srar- Austin Meadows, OF, Rays
5. Mattman- Michael Brantley, OF, Astros
6. Gabriel- Teoscar Hernandez, OF, Blue Jays
7. Berober- Tyler Glasnow, SP/RP, Rays
8. Maxx- Chris Paddack, SP, Padres
9. Lowerdeck- Arodys Vizcaíno, RP, Braves
10. Cloudy- Byron Buxton, OF, Twins
11. Hitman- Ian Desmond, 1B/OF, Rockies
12. MCD- Kenta Maeda, SP, Dodgers

Round 16
1. MCD- Yan Gomes, C, Nationals
2. Hitman- Tyler Skaggs, SP, Angels
3. Cloudy- Rick Porcello, SP, Red Sox
4. Lowerdeck- Shane Bieber, SP, Indians
5. Maxx- Stephen Piscotty, RF, A's
6. Berober- Shane Greene, RP, Tigers
7. Gabriel- Justin Smoak, 1B, Blue Jays
8. Mattman- Hyun-Jin Ryu, SP, Dodgers
9. Srar- Brad Boxberger, RP, Royals
10. Twist- Jake Arrieta, SP, Phillies
11. DMN- Ross Stripling, SP/RP, Dodgers
12. Tiburon- Wilmer Flores, 1/2'/3 B, Diamondbacks

Round 17
1. Tiburon-  Archie Bradley, RP, Diamondbacks
2. DMN- Casear Hernandez, 2B, Phillies
3. Twist- Adam Eaton, OF, Natinals
4. Srar- Jon Lester, SP, Cubs
5. Mattman- Andrew Miller, RP, Cardinals
6. Gabriel- Danny Jansen, C, Blue Jays
7. Berober- Francisco Cervelli, C, Pirates
8. Maxx- Miguel Cabrera, 1B, Tigers
9. Lowerdeck- Niko Goodrum, 2B, Tigers
10. Cloudy- Fernando Tatis, Jr., SS, Padres
11. Hitman- Paul DeJong, SS, Cardinals
12. MCD- Mychal Givens, RP, Orioles

Round 18
1. MCD- Tim Beckham, SS, Mariners
2. Hitman- Yoan Mocada, 2B, White Sox
3. Cloudy- Yuli Guerriel, 1B/3B, Astros
4. Lowerdeck- Wellington Castillo, C, White Sox
5. Maxx- Jonathan Lucroy, C, Angels
6. Berober- Joc Pederson, OF, Dodgers
7. Gabriel- Joe Biagini, RP, Blue Jays
8. Mattman- Kurt Suzuki, C, Natinals
9. Srar- Mike Zunino, C, Mariners
10. Twist- Carlos Santana, 1B, Indians
11. DMN- Jackie Bradley, Jr., OF, Red Sox
12. Tiburon- Adam Jones, OF, Diamondbacks

Round 19 (Maybe)
1. Tiburon-  Kike Hernandez, OF, Dodgers
2. DMN- Josh Bell, 1B, Pirates
3. Twist- Marwin Gonzalez, baseball, Twins
4. Srar- Robinson Cano, 1B/2B, Mets
5. Mattman- Sergio Romo, RP, Marlins
6. Gabriel- Rowdy Tellez, 1B, Blue Jays
7. Berober- Marcus Semien, SS, A's
8. Maxx- Asdrubal Cabrera, 2B/3B/SS, Rangers
9. Lowerdeck- Jesus Luzardo, SP, A's
10. Cloudy- Odubel Herrera, OF, Phillies
11. Hitman- Max Kepler, OF, Twins
12. MCD- Yonder Alonso, 1B, White Sox

[Mx. Canadian Destroyer]

Yeah, I'm in again. Had a great year and a terrible play off run. 

[Maxx]

@mattman1624

@9 to 5

@Twist

@damsher hatfield ?

Just now, Ms. Canadian Destroyer said:

Yeah, I'm in again. Had a great year and a terrible play off run. 

A TRUE AMERICAN RIGHT HERE PEOPLE

[Your Mom]

I'm in. I can go both ways  

[Gabriel]

I'm the horrible communist leader, but I will play your ugly American rules game... TO CRUSH YOU.

Canada is number one, and soon, all of you will be Canada!

[ThrillhouseMAX]

I'm down babyyyyy

[MalaCloudy Black]

Sure. Yahoo again?

[Maxx]

30 minutes ago, Howdy Cloudy said:

Sure. Yahoo again?

It fuckin' says TRADITIONAL AMERICAN VALUES doesn't it!?

[MalaCloudy Black]

BUT WHAT'S NONTRADITIONAL ABOUT ESPN

[Mx. Canadian Destroyer]

16 minutes ago, Howdy Cloudy said:

BUT WHAT'S NONTRADITIONAL ABOUT ESPN

Um, pretty sure ESPN is short for Espanol. 

[Gabriel]

[Twist]

Sure, I’m in.

[Lowerdeck]

Hi

[DMN in the House]

If you need people I'll give it a run. I want to get more into baseball this year.

[Berober]

I'm in again! 

[Maxx]

Well that sits us at 10, I'll give it a couple more days to see if anyone else from last year wants in (they have dibs on a spot)  and if not we'll start drafting soon.

[mattman1624]

@Maxx
 Just tuned into the Ringer MLB show, they mentioned Yahoo Fantasy Baseball, and I wondered if this thread would be up. I want to continue playing with you guys, please.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Maxx]

Well that's 11 and now we're at an odd number.  @9 to 5 want to play again and get us to 12?

[RoHitman Reigns]

I'll be in if needed for it

[Maxx]

Well that's 12 then.  We'll start the draft on Monday.  In this thread.  BE THERE AND BE AMERICAN AND/OR APPLE PIE