Eurovision 2019

[Lineker]

2 minutes ago, Bobfoc said:

Sounds shady. What if it's RT?

RT aren't part of the EBU. Russian broadcasters are RU24 and RTR.

[Bobfoc]

I'm just joking around. Have a "like", though.

[Colly]

This is pretty fun, apart from the standing and waiting bit. Oh and this novelty shite.

[GA!]

Top 3 for me: Norway, Azerbaijan, Iceland 

[DavidMarrio]

That section with Madonna was proper awkward. 

[GA!]

4 minutes ago, DavidMarrio said:

That section with Madonna was proper awkward. 

"My mum grew up listening to Madonna". ABOUT TO GET MORE AWKWARD LADS 

[Colly]

I'm all about the gifs tonight.

[Adam]

Thoughts:

Sweden will probably win. I'd be happy with them or France, or Cyprus.

Iceland was insane. Australia hilarious, but not in a good way. I thought the UK offering was extremely bland and will definitely come in the bottom five. Russian mirror man is bottom of our in-house rankings.

Madonna is terrifying.

The interval bit with Conchita, Fuego woman and tin-foil Mrs. Doubtfire, who I remember loving 10 years ago, was easily the best thing that's happened on this in years. Brilliant from start to finish.

[Colly]

Did Madonna even do anything in that second song? Apart from murder a couple of gas mask folk? And who is Huevo?

[Adam]

8 minutes ago, Colly said:

Did Madonna even do anything in that second song? Apart from murder a couple of gas mask folk? And who is Huevo?

It's actually Quavo. I'm not kidding.

This jury vote malarkey is crap. They brought it in to stop the tactical voting yet Montenegro's jury just gave 12 to Serbia. And they voted last night somehow!? Baffling.

[Colly]

All I remember about Italy is that he was dressed as Oddities era Giant Silva. I think my bets might be dead.

[Lineker]

We're in double figures!

[Adam]

Fully, fully behind Sweden here. Come on lads.

I'm a little drunk.

[Colly]

I'll happily accept that my bets are terrible, but Norway's position is disgraceful. 

It's almost as if everyone thinks we're fucking idiots.

See, juries are fucking idiots. Norway was great.

Iceland aren't getting on camera again.

[DavidMarrio]

Ooofffff Iceland do not give a fuck 

[GoGo Yubari]

god Iceland are the best.

[Colly]

Turgid. 

[jrhodes]

How did Italy do so well?

I'm fine with the Netherlands winning but I was hoping for Norway or Sweden.

[Lineker]

Ooof that was never-ending. Sweden was robbed!

[Lineker]

The UK's last-placed Eurovision Song Contest entry has had its score lowered by five points, organisers say.