Premier League 2019/20

[Benjamin]

FUCK.

[DavidMarrio]

Jammy bastards

[Lineker]

No matter what happens from here on in today - as long as I don't break my ankle, it's already better than last time  

[DavidMarrio]

Lovren always plays dogshite when he's up against Kane. Everytime

[FestiveJack]

Penalty for United but I'm not sure it should've been? 

Tim Krul saves because he's Tim Krul and it's a penalty.

[Benjamin]

Fuck me, this guy should take over Lloris' spot, he's fucking brilliant. It's pissing me off, but he's been fantastic.

[DavidMarrio]

Tottenham have picked up lessons from Ben Foster here on time wasting

[Colly]

Slightly amused that after they realised they hadn't given any penalties via VAR til this weekend they've just decided to get silly. Utter fucking mess, and entirely down to the application rather than the system.

[Lineker]

Gazzaniga having the game of his life in goal today.

[FestiveJack]

Rashford with the 50th goal of his career makes it 2-0.

[DavidMarrio]

Tottenham also love surrounding the ref

[Baddar]

5 minutes ago, Mad Jack stans Wiccan said:

Rashford with the 50th goal of his career makes it 2-0.

The ball from Dan James OMG

[FestiveJack]

And Tim Krul saves another penalty. Because that's what Tim Krul does. 

[Baddar]

It would be typical to draw the game 2-2 from here. We can't just sit back 2nd half.

[Gazz]

1 hour ago, Colly said:

We are so shit. That tactical masterclass of 'getting a central midfielder sent off, substituting your target man for a player whose only skill is hitting a target man, then taking off your other central midfielder so all you have is 5 foot wingers on the pitch' had to be seen to be believed. Can't believe we didn't concede.

I can only assume Tactics Steve's half time team talk was a debate on whose going to win Bake Off.

[Szumi]

I'm shocked that we're not winning this game, yet here we are actually losing! One fortunate bounce for Spurs gets them a goal, while phenomenal goal keeping and profligacy would otherwise probably see us have scored 4-5 goals with how well the build up has gone.

That's football.

[Szumi]

Dejan Lovren is a really nice fellow, doing everything he can to make sure Joe Gomez gets more playing time

[FestiveJack]

Third var penalty check at Norwich - this time for a possible foul by AWB. Not given. No idea why it wasn't and the other two were, but that's VAR I guess?

[Benjamin]

Shouted at the top of my lungs after that one. Captain's goal, indeed. 

[FestiveJack]

Palace equalise at the carpet. Playing well too apparently.